Movie Reviews for Woman on Top

Woman on Top

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Movie Reviews of Woman on Top

Movie Review: Two hours you will never get back.
Summary: 1 Stars

A talent of mine few people know about is that I can quite easily sit and look at a picture of Penélope Cruz for hours. I can, nearly as easily, listen to her squeaky voice, or observe her quirky ballerina-like mannerisms. This film really put this task to the test. I gave in towards the end and fast forwarded to see how it ended. Aside from beautiful Penélope Cruz, I found this movie simply unwatchable.

Penélope Cruz plays a gifted cook from Bahia who suffers from motion sickness. She leaves her cheating husband and moves to San Francisco where she stars in a T.V. cooking show and makes men all over town insatiably hungry. You'll have to figure the rest out.

Movie Review: Mindless
Summary: 1 Stars

Other reviewers have outlined the plot, such as it is. A majority of this movie consists of close up shots of Penelope Cruz which can be duplicated by simply staring at her photograph. The plot is time worn. Although Ms. Cruz's character is supposed to be one of a confident woman who is intelligent enough to do quite well on her own, her choices in men indicate no such intelligence and would suggest all that women want in life is to be in the arms of a man. I was still waiting for the movie to develop into something when the credits began to roll. Don't waste your money. If you really want to see it, rent before you buy.

Movie Review: Does not deserve 1 star!
Summary: 1 Stars

This disaster does not deserve even 1 star. Horrible acting - especially the husband/boyfriend seem to read their lines from a teleprompter. Screenplay is dumb and boring. The scene were half of the cities male population follows in P. Cruz fotsteps is ridiculous. Half way thru I thought this can't get any worse, guess what - IT DID! An insult to intelligent movie goers. SAVE YOUR TIME AND MONEY. Maybe eye candy for the guys - Penelope C. is beautiful, an actress she is not. r,

Movie Review: This is not the full version
Summary: 1 Stars

I was very disappointed (as was my wife, for whom the movie was a present) to find that this is not the full version. Significant parts have been edited out of even what is shown on cable TV. The package is not marked as such, but this is a real hack job, wrecking a lot of good scenes. Thumbs down on this release, my first major disappointment in dealing with Amazon.