Virgin Territory
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Movie Reviews of Virgin Territory
Movie Review: "I'm Not A Child, Or A Cucumber"
Summary: 1 Stars
To be completely honest and absolutely blunt I say without reservation that the '07 film 'Virgin Territory' is an insulting, adolescent tale of debauchery disguised as a period piece that plays more like a low budget '60's soft core film than anything else.
There are numerous lovely young ladies in the movie more than willing to expose their "treasures" so I'm sure the film will find an appreciative audience amongst teenage males but otherwise it's a complete waste of time.
If you're of Catholic orientation you'll find this one especially insulting so look elsewhere for entertainment. Trust me on this one.
Movie Review: Worth a Watch
Summary: 4 Stars
A light comedy from Darth Vader himself. Not really an action/adventure squashbuckler...more on the comedy/drama side of things. I like it...though i would probably not watch it again.
DVD picture quality is very good on my HDTV 1080p 120 Hz frame rate. Audio flickered out a couple of times from the movie (don't know if its from my DVD copy or not).
Movie Review: Huh?
Summary: 2 Stars
The synopsis of this film's questionable plot has been posted by others, so I'll stick to opinion. If I'd paid to see this movie, I would have wanted my money back. Just so you'll all know how much excitement this movie stirs, my husband and I had to try three times before we could force ourselves to stay in the room for ninety-seven minutes to watch it.
Somebody having to do with the writing of this saw "The Princess Bride" and decided they could be a screenwriter, too. They failed. I want to say "Virgin Territory" is as if someone took characters from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and threw them in a "Princess Bride" setting, but "Ferris" was actually cute.
If you like soft bad-comedy porn, nuns and priests completely devoid of ethics and wearing more makeup than a drag queen, cheesy teenage "humor," and stupid muttered comments meant to be witty, you'll love this. Personally, I'm amazed it was ever made.
Yes, I gave this two stars. Those stars go to Tim Roth, who was convincing and in character throughout the whole mess. Tim, be more selective. You have the talent.
Movie Review: This seemed like a good idea to someone...
Summary: 1 Stars
I started watching this movie thinking it would be a lesson is debautchery mixed with crude humor. Yet, after the movie was over I sat stunned. This movie may be one of the single worst movies I have ever watched.
The plot, if you really want to call it that, is just bad. It makes no sense... ever. The attempts at humor are just that, attempts. There is rarely a laugh at all.
This movie seems as though it is trying to come across as the 14th Century version of Porky's. But it really comes across as the 14th Century of boredom. This is one of those rare movies that I wished I had never watched. It's an hour and a half of my life I will never get back.
If you are even considering watching this movie know what you are getting yourself into. Maybe a rental would be best for this, or the dollar bin.
Movie Review: Very weird and very bad
Summary: 1 Stars
"Virgin Territory," which is loosely based on Giovanni Boccaccio's "Decameron," absolutely sucks. The story revolves around Lorenzo (Hayden Christiansen), a young rogue who basically enjoys screwing around with every girl he can find. However, the only woman he's truly interested in is Pampinea (Mischa Barton), who's also being fiercely pursued by several other men. The plot of the film moves along at a painstakingly slow pace, and there's one graphic sex scene after another in place of much by the way of plot or character development. This film is obviously targeted toward a young audience and is more like a soft-core porno than a real movie, and I do not recommend it at all.