Van Helsing (Full Screen Edition)
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Movie Reviews of Van Helsing (Full Screen Edition)
Movie Review: (zero stars) 'video games are better'
Summary: 1 Stars
I saw some geek on TV -no, wait, "geek" is now a positive term- some arrogant dork on TV proclaim that video games are superior to movies. NOT in some *specific* way, just better overall. I was not sympathetic to this. Of coarse the show was about video games and how awesome they are and cool it is to spend all your time buying and playing them. If your inclined to agree with this nerd's opinion what is there left to say? Thing is, this thing here, VAN HELSING, is the best possible argument for video games being better entertainment than movies you could ever come up with. This is one of the most horrible, absurd pieces of junk I've ever come across. The whole thing is like a stupid video game. But you don't get to play. It's like when your hanging out with friends and stuck sitting there watching people play a game all afternoon. And the game is lame and nobody has any stuff and your just sitting there.Movie Review: Horror/Fantasy James Bond -- Shaken, Not Stirred -- Bloody Likely
Summary: 4 Stars
Since Universal Studios practically began the horror era back in the 30's with the Mummy and Frankenstein and Dracula, Boris Karloff, et al., I thought it would be a kick to see Van Helsing.
Steve Sommers made quite a tongue in cheek movie that plays with the past Hollywood mythology of horror films and adds some of his own. I didn't know that if Dracula is killed then that somehow reverses everyone he's ever bitten. Hmm, don't remember that one with Bela Lugosi.
And Jackman is a kind of James Bond 007 and Robert Conrad of the old TV show Wild, Wild West! The Wild Wild West - The Complete First Season He works for a secret Vatican enclave whose mission is to wipe out all evil. And Van Helsing's forgotten past makes him the perfect Left Hand of God, but I'm getting ahead of myself here.
Kate Beckinsale, Vacancy as well as being easy on the eyes, does pretty well as the vengeful Transylvanian noblewoman, out for Dracula's blood (so to speak) to confirm nine generations of her family to wipe this guy out. Can Van Helsing do the deed?
The special effects are amazing and have been used so often in other films as to be almost boring. Just keep a fresh outlook. I mean what the ancient men of filmland could have done with CGI!
Music was especially spooky and ghoulish. The script was deliciously campy and corny, just the way I like my Universal.
Much liberty is made of the old Wolfman, Frankenstein, Dracula and even Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde mythology. Take it all with a grain of salt and you'll be fine.
The DVD itself is a marvel. A self-guided tour through Drac's Castle is fun. The legend of Van Helsing, complete with original film clips from the original Lugosi classic film. Dracula (75th Anniversary Edition) (Universal Legacy Series) Bringing the Monster to Life reviews the special effects artists and interviews with them and on the set. The "You are in the Movie" is a film within a film, seeing the movie through various different views. They hid cameras on the set and it's almost like seeing a newly edited version.
Not bad at all. Hokey, campy and cheesy, but purposely so. Good job.
Three stars for the film as I felt it was too heavy on effects and not enough on story. One more star for the DVD specials! Nice package.
Better than "Dead & Loving It!" Dracula: Dead and Loving It [Region 2]
** SPOILER ** The irony of Wolverine becoming a Wolfman was too cool to miss.
Better Sommers flick: The Mummy (Two-Disc Deluxe Edition)
Movie Review: You can't even find Vanhelstink in the bargin bin.
Summary: 1 Stars
Another clunker I forgot to review.
I love Hugh in the X Men movies.
But not even his skills can save this movie from sucking utterly.
Just so so FX, but the rest of it.........YAWN!!!
Not a horror movie nor a comedy, I'm not sure exactly what Vanhelstinky is trying to do except suck. It succeeds brilliantly on that level anyway.
Bad script, limp direction, pretty much everything was bad.
It bombed at the theater, and to think I actually paid to see this IN the theater.
Hugh is awesome, I'm glad people forgot about this one and didn't hold it against him.
NOT RECOMMENDED!!!
Movie Review: The angel Gabriel
Summary: 4 Stars
I don't know why some people have panned this. I love this movie. It's not cheesy; it pays a clever and insightful homage to old monster movies. I applaud Stephen Sommers for his extensive knowledge of the subject, so that he can do this accurately. As a director, Sommers also makes good casting decisions, and doesn't rely on the special effects to make his film -- something that should be appreciated more in this largely technological age, I feel. The climatic twist in "Van Helsing" happens to be extraordinarily touching and romantic, and a bittersweet example of good triumphing over evil -- something else that I really appreciate in my entertainment in this day and age. I honestly recommend "Van Helsing," for repeated watching, despite the bad reviews.Movie Review: A thrilling horror story
Summary: 5 Stars
I bought this movie because I loved watching Hugh Jackman in the X-Men movie. I'm also a horror movie fan.
This was an excellent, frightening, fast-paced movie. The special effects were fantastic.
The extras were well-appreciated: a tour of Dracula's castle, the Legend of Van Helsing, Bringing the Monsters to life.
I'm an amateur graphic artist, so I appreciate such insights into how such effects were created.
I'd recommend this movie to anyone with similar tastes to mine.