Vampires - Los Muertos
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Movie Reviews of Vampires - Los Muertos
Movie Review: The bad sequel curse strikes again!!!
Summary: 1 Stars
This movie was described as terrifying. It was BORING!!!! In fact I wish I could give this movie a thumbs down instead of one star. This movie deserves a big fat ZERO rating.
There was nothing terrifying about this movie at all. When a so called scary scene would happen it would get lame again. The movie stars Jon Bon Jovi as vampire hunter Derek Bliss. He is sent on assignment in Mexico to hunt and kill a quick moving vampire names Una. Una had some nice moves, but they did not last long enough. She would come at you quick, and get you with her sharp nails before sinking her teeth into you. He has to recruit other hunters and ends up with Zooey who may or may not be a blood sucker herself. Father Rodriqgo, Sancho, and Ray Collins (Darius McCrary from Family Matters). Ray Collins is this gruff sounding (actually pathetic gruff sounding) vampire hunter. The voice was so bad, all I could do was laugh. Zooey take a medicine that helps her control her vampire urges, but when she loses the medicine Derek has to make a choice if she is worth saving. You get very little gore, terrible acting, and why folks think this movie is better then Vampires is a mystery. This is a horrible, horrible sequel, and it?s not better then Vampires!!!
If you have nothing better to do, then watch this movie at your own risk. Better yet, rent some better Vampire movies. See Vampires, Blade, Blade 2, From Dusk till Dawn, and the Lost Boys.
Movie Review: Avoid if you like Vampire Movies, and if you want to see good acting
Summary: 1 Stars
There are very few movies that I haven't finished watching. This now goes on the short list. Luckily I didn't rent this one and instead was excited to see it on TiVo, that is until after 30+ minutes in I was hoping a vampire would kill me.
This film while it has an R rating and there is a reason why, even the toned down TV version was extremely graphic, from pulling out someone's tongue, watching a vampires head blow up and catch fire in the sun to blood spray. There isn't anything wrong with a good horror movie but graphic violence to fill time (so you don't have to have actors say anything) seems a bit of a waste.
The premise of a rag tag bunch of vampire hunters joining forces to defeat evil could have been a great movie. But, the low budget, director chosen and filming of this movie won't make it a classic on anyone's list.
In addition the movie was WAY OVERACTED. I don't know if everyone was trying to make the film better or what but the overacting made it to the point that it made the acting look horrible. It got to the point I no longer cared who won a battle.
As I said this is one of less than a dozen movies I have been looking forward to seeing that I couldn't even finish.
Gets 1 star cause I can't give it less.
Movie Review: John Carpenter's 30 Days of Innocent Blood Near Dark
Summary: 1 Stars
This really isn't that bad; it helps that the last twenty minutes of so are decently done. Beside the stupidity of having a spiritual condition (undeath) palliated by drugs, and the shredding of the mythology developed for the first movie (wood isn't special, it's just that stakes are useful for dragging out folks into the sunlight, so the wooden shells shouldn't signify), the general level of competence is pretty low.
Jon Bon Jovi may have been a mediocre semi-entity of a rock-star, but as an actor...he's a mediocre semi-entity of a rock star. Ms Muriel Fouilland, who plays the master vampire, is good enough, and I believe is inspired-by/ripped-oiff--from Anne Parillaud in "Innocent Blood", but the dubbed-in wild-cat noises also taken from that movie detract from her appearances...Natasha Wagner offers up as aggressive a piece of non-acting as I've seen this side of high-school plays and pr0n.
Diego Luna, who plays Sancho ("The Kid") is the only one of the main players worth seeing again. With his exception, the less English a character speaks, the better the acting job...a little reminiscent of the early Prof. Quatermass movies, in which a good English cast was saddled with a has-been American lead.....
Movie Review: Was John Carpenter gettin' high?
Summary: 1 Stars
What is this?,the stupip, predictable and same vampire movie about a group of slayers chasing them and puttin' them in the daylight?, You have to be kidin'.The male star is the popular singer Jon Bon Jovi(`Pay it forward'), he's a profesionall hunter.He's hired to kill a vampire that is looking for some ritual weird thing.
In his way he gets with Zoe, the beautiful Natasha Gregson Wagner(Two girls and a guy, Urban Leyend, Modern Vampires).Then a priece, a black big tall guy and Sancho, a mexican tenn(Diego Luna, the kid from the mexican movie `Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN'.
Toghether they must kill this female vampire, but what they don't know is how long will Zoe be normal, because she had been beaten by one of the vampires.
This movie uses the same thing that in the first John Carpenter's Vampires, only that this one is cheaper and worser.
Not worth seeing it at all.A non-clever piece of vampire bad film.
Cast: Jon Bon Jovi(Derek), Natasha G. Wagner(Zoe), Diego Luna(Sancho).
Running time: 90 minutes.
Rated: R
Final grade: F(Really bad)
Movie Review: Dont quit your day job...
Summary: 1 Stars
Dont waste the money on this stinker. Jon, stick to your day job of rocking teenage girls and middle-aged housewives. This is supposedly some sort of sequal to Carpenter's "Vampires" which totally rocked, Los Muertes is nowhere near being in the same league. Obviously an excuse for Bon Jovi's female fans to see Jon with his shirt off unfortunatly guys there are no gratutious female bod-shots for us to make this movie worth-while. Forget the fact that the plot jumps around so much that you give up trying to understand it and just pray that it somehow gets better before you fall asleep. Take some advice and rent it like I did. Especially if there is nothing else you would rather do than numb your mind.