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Movie Reviews of Vampire's KissMovie Review: Not what it seemed. Summary: 2 Stars
To be honest, I bought this expecting an amusing vampire movie. I got neither. Normally I hate to give away the plot, but not a single vampire to be found: it's a story about a business man who finally cracks under the psychological pressure he's built into his life. He stresses himself completely into madness, and decides he's been turned into a vampire to explain all his new problems to himself. He isn't, of course, but his fractured mind experiences vampirism like a hypochondriac, culminating in him talking to a fence post he thinks is his psychiatrist and trying to get strangers on the street to drive a broken wood plank he found into his heart like a stake after killing a woman in a night club to drink her blood. In the end, he does get "staked" by the brother of a co-worker he had terrorized during his "transformation."
While it was a good movie about a man's collapse, it wasn't, as advertised, a vampire movie. This is heavy, psychological stuff, and not at all what I'd thought I was buying.
Movie Review: Not A Winner. Summary: 2 Stars
Did not Enjoy it. LIke Jennifer Beals tho, Nick Cage as a Vampire sucks.
Movie Review: A let down for a vampire movie Summary: 1 Stars
I am a fan of vampire movies and collect them, from humorous to frightening. This movie was a let down. This was exactly what I would expect to find in a bargain bin, but definitely not at the price it is offered here. I am, also, a Nicolas Cage fan. I collect movies he stars in and so far, until this movie arrived, I can't say that I was ever let down by one of them. To say this was a bit bizzare is an understatement. You never really know if he is just crazy and imaging things or if it is really happening to him. It is hokie to the point of not being humorous, just very bad. My daughter loves hokie and even she walked out the room even though I suffered until the end. I bought this based on the fact that it is a vampire movie and Nicolas Cage stars in it. Even the trailer for this movie had to be edited in a way to make it sound interesting. If you watch it, you will notice how scenes were taken out of content to make it look better than it really was. Throughout the movie, Nicholas Cage had an on again off again accent that sounded like it was suppose to be British. Word of advice, don't waste your money.
Movie Review: Mind numbingly awful Summary: 1 Stars
Cage is only the worst performer in a cast full of actors that make 2nd grade school plays look subtle. Why Jennifer Beals has gotten few roles after "Flashdance" is obvious with her one dimesional performance here. The comedic concepts are obvious here but it is so poorly done that it never rises above self parody. Completely avoidable.
Movie Review: I had to turn in off Summary: 1 Stars
I just couldn't finish this movie... that's how much I hated it. It is suppose to be a type of spoof? I hope so, but either way Nicholas Cage's performance is absolutely annoying.
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