Tongan Ninja
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DVD Cover Information Actor: David Fane, Jemaine Clement, Linda Tseng, Raybon Kan, Sam Manu Director: Jason Stutter Writer: Jemaine Clement Cinematographer: Jason Stutter Producer: Jason Stutter Writer: Jason Stutter Cinematographer: Sean O'Donnell Producer: Andrew Calder Producer: Sue Rogers DVD: Region Code 1 Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language) Format: Color, Dolby, DVD, NTSC, Widescreen Picture Format: 1.85:1 Running Time: 83 minutes DVD Release Date: 2004-10-26 Audience Rating: Unrated Studio: Starz / Anchor Bay |
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Movie Reviews of Tongan Ninja
Movie Review: what?
Summary: 2 Stars
First let me start off by saying I am a rabid Jemaine Clement fan. I love Flight of the Conchords, and it was a youtube link that directed my attention to this movie. After laughing at the humorous plot synopsis on the back of the case and reading the amazon reviews, I couldn't wait to pop this into my dvd player. The intro song was a little catchy and silly with that trademark Jemaine type of humor, so I thought I was in for a treat. Boy was I wrong. This movie has maybe two parts that I might have chuckled at. The fact that so many of the reviews on this site are so positive is completely astounding to me. Its not even an interesting movie. I wanted to stop watching the movie 15 minutes into it, but I kept going in the hopes that things would get better. Not the case. The movie is littered with songs that make me feel like a complete dullard for even watching them. They aren't funny at all, and the fact that Bret McKenzie co-wrote them makes it even harder for me to believe. The characters aren't likable, and the movie just drags on. The whole 'martial arts B-movie' shtick wears off long before the ending credits roll. I really can't figure out what type of film fan I can recommend this to. If you want a silly/b-movie/musical with shoddy production values, check out Cannibal the Musical. Sorry Conchords.