The Machine Girl
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Movie Reviews of The Machine Girl
Movie Review: Fun for the whole family...the Manson family!
Summary: 4 Stars
If you're going into this movie expecting Oscar worthy performances, or are so closed-minded to say that the similarities of Planet Terror or Evil Dead make this a bad movie, don't bother watching this.
If you're going into this movie expecting to see mindless violence and take it at face value you'll have a blast!
I insist on rating this movie because I think the more this movie catches on the more movie snobs will bash this film due to "overacting" or the "lack of plot" and so on. Of course every character in here extremely overacts. Absolutely there isn't much of a plot at all. It's a typical revenge tale. A young girls brother gets killed by a gang. She gets pissed. She gets her arm chopped off by said gang. She gets more pissed. She gets a gun. She kills them. Sorry to spoil it for you. Not much to it I know. But who cares? It's fun! Bloody Bloody Fun!
Also any movie that has ninjas dressed as old school Run DMC is A-OK in my book!
Movie Review: Machine Girl Delivers
Summary: 4 Stars
This is something I saw on amazon after first setting up my account- one of the first recommendations it gave me. I put it to the side, and had almost forgotten about it until it popped up in my NF recommendations - which made me rent it, and watch it.
This movie is exactly what I expected- which is cute Japanese school girl has a machine-gun for an arm, then proceeds to mutilate everything between her and her goal.
A film that is just solid FUN (for those of us who are fans of Japanese gore) and even in the slow and boring parts they slip enough camp to make it bearable.
A good recommendation for fans of Comedic Horror, over the top camp, and good old fashioned blood-geysers erupting from the smallest wounds. Definitely not for the pretentious or the queasy.
I'll say it again solid FUN.
Movie Review: This is what a revenge movie should be
Summary: 4 Stars
Okay, so a girl's brother and his friend are killed by bullies.
The girl seeks revenge.
And from there chaos ensues...
If you like rotary machine guns, chainsaws, hot oil, electrocution via a puddle of urine, nails in the face, limbs flying through the air, a totally hot hero, heads in your soup, and drill bras(yeah, you read that right, drill bras), then you need to see this movie. It has a decent, although cliche, storyline and the voice-over actors don't sound like cartoon characters. I saw Tokyo Gore Police before this one and knowing it was made by the same people I was worried. But this is an actually good movie with more than enough blood and guts to satisty anybody.
Movie Review: dramtic sort of film
Summary: 4 Stars
Its not all that gore like where everyone is screaming oh my god blood, More like they all screaming revenge in everything, Girl who appears to lost her arm in freak accident in picture well they go in great detail how that happened. Other not spoil anything like so many had done, I have say better to rent but if your into collecting its something you want to watch when your into something horror and world feels screwy and you need Machine girl to brighten your day. If they ever decide to remake it suggest they go into the story more and maybe not to short...IT felt they making finish quickly to end which is distasteful it would been masterpiece if director or artist was going to finish his thought.Movie Review: Fountains of Blood for U
Summary: 4 Stars
The jilted star of "The Machine Girl" is really mean and really HOT. Although you could accept either of these alone to head your average Tokyo submission - together they amount to the whole rather than the sum of it's parts - as in BODY parts. Cartoonish revenge storytelling is nothing new(that means you Kill Bill)and the real appeal of this offering is to take the most apealing ccncept of US release "Planet Terror" (you know - walking on a leg of a machine gun can make any woman a PMS marathon) into an hand gun (excuse me - ARM GUN) army. Our hero easily dispatches her foes whoes blood pressure is not obstructed by cholesterol or artery hardening qualities.