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The Machine Girl

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Movie Reviews of The Machine Girl

Movie Review: Drill Bra!!
Summary: 5 Stars

Those two words are all you need to know. This movie is long on action, and short on plot. That's not to say there isn't a plot, but it's very predictable, and just barely cohesive enough to hold together the almost random scenes of gratuitous violence (Actually, violence isn't a good enough word. It's more like extreme slapstick) together.
However, there is a method to the madness. This is FAR more than a bunch of swordfights with arterial spray thrown in. The methods of death-dealing are what makes this movie an unexpected gem. Anyone can cut off a sushi chef's fingers, but what movie has the testicular fortitude to make him eat them afterwards?
If that's what you're into, then this movie won't sit on your shelf much. Every one of your equally sick friends will be wanting to borrow it, and that's a fact!

Movie Review: not to be missed!!
Summary: 5 Stars

I saw this movie at the Music Box as part of a 24 hr. movie massacre,&
I have to say,I was like wow!!!,right in the first 5 min. of the movie
you know you are in for a wild ride!!!.

I told my brother how great it was & how everyone was going wild(he could
not go),he got so excited he bought the movie.

He was blown away!!!!!!,so spread the word.

Another good one coming to dvd is "Tokyo Gore Police".

I saw some pics. in Fangoria Magazine,& it looks like another good one.


Later.

Movie Review: Oh the fun you'll have!
Summary: 5 Stars

Sick and tired of watching dull heroes taking the moral high road time and time again because filmmakers can't seem to think outside of the "been there done that" box? So is she.

This is every bit the freakout gorefest you're promised, with tons of amazing action and blood, guts, and brains galore. Certainly doesn't disappoint in that regard. What really shocked the hell out of me (hint: it wasn't the gore) was the solid storyline, great acting, and raw sexual tension. I didn't expect it to, but Machine Girl shows us what modern cinematic art could be. Awesome film!

Movie Review: Blood Gore and Ninjas
Summary: 5 Stars

School girls little brother and his friend get bullied and then knocked off by a yakuza family kid who runs a crew of his own. She then goes after the killers gets tortured and beaten,escapes then gets her bloody revenge in the end. Don't worry this is not a spoiler it's on the back of the box . Watching her get her revenge is all the fun , especialy with the large body count. Go pick this one up if you like them violent and red with some cheese on top. I highly recommend for any fan of horror and splatterfest.

Movie Review: Splatter-rific
Summary: 5 Stars

Laugh-out-Loud splatter fest that is way over the top. This is a great movie for those looking for a fun movie outside of the hollywood recycle machine. If your looking for 'high-art' or 'culture' then this is not for you and should be avoided at all costs. But, if you want to watch a movie that you and your friends will be talking about for a very long time - then this is your movie.

The number 1 reason to buy this movie immediately is because "Wrestleanimaniac" hated it...nuff said.
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