The Last Valley
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Movie Reviews of The Last Valley
Movie Review: The Thirty Years' War -- in real time
Summary: 1 Stars
The Last Valley is set during the Thirty Years' War and this movie seems to be filmed in real time. The Tirolean countryside is breath-taking (kudos to the cinematographer) but the story line is as uneven as the terrain. A band of battle-weary soldiers discovers a valley apparently untouched by the war and decide to winter over, but not without setting down their rather draconian ground rules. (One does wonder why the villagers --who vastly outnumber the soldiers-- don't tell them to take a hike at this point, but logic plays no part in the plot.)
In an attempt to depict religious intolerance, considerable time is wasted on a plot point about relocating a shrine, and everyone in the cast gets to depict some aspect of his or her own bigotry. Some even seem a bit schizophrenic as they are tolerant one moment and combative the next. Michael Caine fares best in this mess as the more or less principled captain of the soldiers and is devastatingly handsome but oddly detached from all the melees between soldiers and villagers, and the viewer is never quite sure from whom he's receiving orders. He and the rest of the cast, are directed to speak in hokey German accents that come and go (Why? Hey, otherwise how would we know it takes place somewhere in Germany?) Omar Sharif is the exception, but like the late Yul Brynner, has an all-purpose "foreign" accent and plays a disgraced teacher also on the run. Claiming no allegiance, his presence is justified by his assertion that he can "talk" to both sides (not that there's a language barrier, just mutual mistrust). He does not fare well in his role; caught mid-career between the dashing hero of Dr. Zhivago, Lawrence of Arabia, and Funny Girl and the variations on Foxy Grandpa he often portrays today, he comes off as scruffy and confused. Other supporting actors also are wasted. (Look for a brief appearance by a very young Brian Blessed at the start of the film, sporting an odder haircut than his Caesar bangs in I, Claudius.) One of the female interests runs afoul of a fanatic priest and is tortured, then burned at the stake. Lucky girl. The viewer has to endure 20 more minutes of this silliness before the film finally, mercifully ends.
Movie Review: The Expurgated Cut
Summary: 3 Stars
This is very much a movie worth seeing, but I am not at all pleased that some ninny took it upon themselves to censor this film. This is not the movie as it was released to theaters and shame on ABC Pictures for failing to release this in its original form. The image of the DVD itself is grainy and apparently no effort was put into trying to clean the film up (from a technical stand point at any rate).
Having said that, IMO this is the single best performance Michael Caine ever turned in, and he is a darn fine actor. See it if you get a chance, but look for a version beside the MGM/ABC Pictures release.
Movie Review: Involving, Low-Key Epic
Summary: 3 Stars
Smart script but mostly uninspired filmmaking prevent this from being quite the lost classic it's sometimes billed as. Both leads are good with Caine doing one of his rare accents and it doesn't falter. Florinda Bolkin fascinates. Unfortunately, the villagers are done up in such garishly colorful clothes the picture at times looks like Heidi and the brutal truths the film tries to get at are undercut.Movie Review: The Last Valley
Summary: 3 Stars
At best a 3 star production. Old style filming looking more like a spagetti Western at times. Good story line with mediocre results.Movie Review: Bad acting especially in fighting scenes. Lots of illogical holes.
Summary: 1 Stars
The acting is ridiculously bad especially in fighting scenes. It looked like the actors were teasing each other not fighting! It also has lots of illogical holes.
I understand some people like it because it's an anti-war movie but I can't stand bad acting and so many illogical holes.
I wish I had not bought it.