The Hitcher (Widescreen Edition)
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Movie Reviews of The Hitcher (Widescreen Edition)
Movie Review: Gory but not very scary or suspenseful
Summary: 2 Stars
I haven't seen the original version of this film, so I can't make comparisons. I didn't find this movie very suspenseful, I never was able to place myself in the danger, I never felt creeped out..in fact it was almost comical at times, like a spoof. Lots and lots and lots of gore and blood, but not very scary. Sean Bean does a good job at every evil character I've seen him in, including this one. But the gore doesn't seem to have a purpose, and in fact when Sean's character is asked why he kills, he answers "Why not?" 'Why not' is the theme of the movie: why not have some more blood? why not have some extra gore? why not have a shorter skirt? There isn't really a plot or a mystery, just lots of killing. And most of it isn't even creative, just guns and knives. One thing I absolutely loved was the incredible scenery...sooooo many beautiful locations were filmed, with the rocks, the sky, the mountains, the plains...all of it just beautiful like a tourism brochure. The scenery and the photography are why I gave this movie 2 stars...the content sure isn't anything worthy of a star.Movie Review: 0.o SICK @$$ MOVIE!
Summary: 5 Stars
REALLY, one hell of a horror film so yea i advise you to watch this if you wanna be freaked for a while.especially the ending so WATCH IT! 0Hh and it`ll also make your PENIS stand if your a boy cuz of sophia bush! I HAD aN ORGIE!Movie Review: Hitcher (2007) Review
Summary: 3 Stars
This remake of the original Hitcher starts fairly nicely but it becomes rather unrealistic and mindless as it progresses; nevertheless, it's still watchable. One comment: Before the film starts, a statement appears on the screen saying that according to the US DOT, an estimated 42,000 people are killed on the highways. Well, this is a true statement; however, it refers to 42,000 deaths due to TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS annually. Movie Review: Post-apocalyptic
Summary: 1 Stars
This movie, which I just tried to watch on HBO, is symptomatic of a complete and utter moral and aesthetic breakdown in our society. Whaaaa? Yu wan exampoo? Well, first off the movie starts with the male character allegedly picking up the female character at her... dorm? Sorority? The exterior shot is of what is clearly a lecture hall. So we, the movie-going public are supposed to just not get too critical. Hey, howz about Romeo picks Juliette up at a Greyhound bus station and then asks her about her flight? That be swell? Anyhoo, so Romeo and Juliette hit the road so that Romeo can dramatically, cathartically, all-importantly "meet the girls" -- that is, meet Juliette's friends during... spring break at Lake Havasu. (no, I'm not making this up. Apparently we are supposed to be on board with the idea of Romeo "meeting the girls" while swilling down beers and going, "Whooooooooo!" This, apparently is the younger generations' idea of quality social interaction.) Seemingly, we are not supposed to find this vulgar and aggravatedly shallow. We are supposed to... want them not to die? Anyway, so then they pick up the Hitcher, who begins to terrorize them mucho, and rightly so. Romeo, when the Hitcher pulls a blade on him in the car, begins to cry. So much for role-modeling. The Hitcher then puts said blade to the eye of Juliette and says something to the effect of, "If you don't want me to do it, say 'I want to die'" at which point Juliette blurts out, "Don't say it!" This is where I stopped watching and put on Shall We Dance in order to heal. Ginger Rogers, toward the end of her life, said she refused to go to movies anymore. She said, "They're not going to get my money to see the junk that's made today." Comparing The Hitcher with Shall We Dance both saddened and enraged me. Anybody who thinks the Hitcher is even tolerable is a walking corpse.Movie Review: Not A Full Tank
Summary: 2 Stars
Michael Bay and his Platinum Dunes production company had great success at the box office when they re-made "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" a few years ago. Since that worked with the green, they must of figured that it would every time. More re-makes came, and now there are at least three more in the pipeline(Friday The 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Rosemary's Baby). When will this "real" horror be over?. And now we have this. The original film, starring Rutger Hauer, C. Thomas Howell, and Jennifer Jason Leigh, was a fun and suspenseful little film from 1986. Maybe not phenomenal cinema, but a good movie. No real need to give it an update. No need to update any of these movies(well, maybe 'The Amityville Horror').
The plot and movie have some different twists, but basically, it's the same thing. Two young twenty-somethings(Zachary Knighton, Sophia Bush)get in a near accident on the road. They later run into the man they almost hit, John Ryder(played by the always good Sean Bean), who they give a ride. Baaaaaaad mistake. 'Ol John is a raging psycho who stalks and torments the two, leaving a bloody path in his wake.
There are no real surprises here, or anything new. The movie is what it is and it's probably what you expect. It's not bad as a cliche road thriller, but it is absolutely nothing else. Since it's 20 some years later, the bar is much higher in terms of violence, blood, and action. The female becomes the hero, while the boyfriend pretty much becomes the damsel in distress. Otherwise, it pretty much stays the course not only to the original film, but to other modern/young adult type movies of it's kind. However, the movie looks really good and has a nice feel and tone to it. It was a nice looking movie from start to finish.
Cast-wise, not a whole lot to praise. Sean Bean has been a James Bond baddie("GoldenEye"), to a good guy("FlightPlan"), and he excells at both. He is pretty good here with a pretty strong presence. He is no Rutger Hauer, but he does what he can with the role. Neal McDonough, as the sheriff, basically has the simple task of figuring out what's going on. His role is pretty minimal, but likeable. As for our two young leads, there is nothing spectacular here other than Sophia Bush's amazing beauty.
"The Hitcher" re-make is by the book. There's nothing beneath the surface, but it is what it is. If you absolutely have to re-make something, then don't make the same movie. At least try something a little different, like Rob Zombie's recent 'Halloween' film. Otherwise, what's the point?. And this one is pretty pointless.