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The Gumball Rally

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Movie Review: Don't let the "The Gumball Rally" poster fool you!!!
Summary: 1 Stars

Frankly, I was expecting "The Gumball Rally" to be like its poster. Gayfree and funny story. It shows Brannon as lovable goofball, juggling the gumballs in the air, Alice (Susan Flanney plays her, I bet it was shock to see she was portrayed as Marilyn Monroe in the poster) in orange car behind Franco's pink car, as Marilyn Monroe-like sitting on the car door, wearing a low cut green dress and putting on her makeup. And then in Roll Royce car, a Daddy's spoiled rich woman humorously strangling a man on the motorcycle to get a leg up the competition at any cost. Sadly, the film has no humor as the poster promises. Brannon is cold filthy rich who has no feelings for anyone. His pal, Smith is too cold to root for, too. As for the women, they have few scenes. Susan and Joanne barely put their emotions in it. So I can't root for them. It seems that Susan doesn't have a driver license. They had a questionable scene. The boys chase them. One of says "Don't do something that will get us arrested like you did last year". Susan says "If you can catch us, you can have us" which Alice glares at her pal, "That was dumb!" because she didn't want to have anything with the boys. Their car breaks down. The next day, Alice is so upset about having a forced sex with the boys. Then they encounter two cops checking them out. They are distraugh. I can't laugh at rape story. It is questionable act on director to think it is funny????? There is no spoiled rich woman in the movie. It is Angie and her boyfriend in Roll Royce. Jose kidnaps his girlfriend, Angie. They meet a motorcycle gang who liked her bikini top too much which Angie didn't have the time to change her clothes. Jose runs over one of the motorcyles, enraging them. Joe screams they are going to kill me and rape you. Angie screams they are going to kill me and rape you. Again, it is nothing funny about murder and rape. The fake cops are in it. The writer used an old joke, borrowed from "Candid Camera", "Smile you are on candid camera and you are going to be a big movie star" punch line. The fake cops pull on the real cop and I see the punch line coming up before it starts. I heard a million jokes about it so much on TV and movies. And finally, Kapchick has probably humorous scenes in it even though not of one of them made me laugh. Seen them before. He looks insane, hapless, and accident prone, crashing into stuff. He didn't say one word until the famous scene. He utters a foul word. There were foul words, "S", "A", "J" and obscene gestures. There is no topless women in it. One woman scrubbed her [...] on the window and one woman mooning out the car window,inserts her fingers between her legs. Because imdb is family friendly, her act goes unmentionable.

The only way to make this movie and every movies funny to have wacky lovable characters, not cars. We can't laugh at cars or rape story.

Overall, I am greatly disappointed!!! I really thought it would be out-The Gumball Rally loud laugh funny like the poster promises.
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