The Food of the Gods
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About ten minutes into this film, Marjoe Gortner(who looks like Alice Cooper with a different hairdo) steps into a barn and is attacked by a giant rooster. After winning the duel with the giant rooster, Gortner leaves the barn, locks it, then turns to the old lady behind him and shouts, "Where the hell did you get those goddamn chickens?!" If you aren't just about rolling on the floor with laughter at this point, you may as well just shut this movie off and take it out of your player....coz you're hopeless. This sets the tone for director Bert I Gordon's(B.I.G. Get it?) giant animals on the rampage flick that's "Based On A Portion Of The Novel By H.G. Wells". If any film deserves to have "Midnite Movie" slapped across the box cover, it's this one. 100% popcorn munching, low budget, bad acting, schlock that's very entertaining. The Food of the Gods is a milky glop that looks like clam chowder(New England that is). It bubbles up from the ground and an old couple discover that it makes the animals grow when they eat it. Naturally they decide they can get rich off of this and whip up a plan to sell it to a sleazy corporate exec who comes to their cabin in the woods with his cute assistant, to make a deal. Hubby bites the dust before he can seal the deal however. That's not about to stop the corporate schmuck from trying to take the stuff though. Meanwhile, Marjoe and his two pals are enjoying some horseback riding nearby when one of them is stung to death by a giant wasp. There's also a pregnant woman(of course) and her boyfriend hanging around. All these people band together at the cabin of the old lady. After dealing with the wasps they realize that the biggest threat facing them is the rats. The island is brimming with giant rats that ate the Food of the Gods, and they want dessert. So we have a fight for survival that ends up looking alot like Night of the Living Dead with the people fighting off the rats while hiding in the cabin. Great stuff. Bert I Gordon uses his trademark rear-projection photography for the visual effects. That technique involves blown up footage of an actual rat in the background with the actors spliced into the foreground. The closeups of the rats chomping on victims are large puppet rat heads. Rear-projection isn't used much, especially now in the CGI age. At times it can look laughably fake, but other times it looks quite good actually, especially in scenes where the actors observe the rats from a distance. Since it's footage of an actual rat, it gives it a bit more realism, coz I always figured that even a giant rat will still behave like a rat. This was made back in the day when the PG rating had balls, so the kills are actually kinda bloody. So there you have it! You got blood, giant rats(and wasps and roosters), so-so effects, great pacing(there's never a dull moment), and Marjoe Gortner. Why the hell are you still reading this review when you should have ordered two copies by now? |
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