The Beast
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Movie Reviews of The Beast
Movie Review: The Butler did it! And he does it again & again!
Summary: 3 Stars
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I actually found this movie kind of funny. I thought it was very comical about how every time when the house master was calling the butler, the butler was always naked and having sex with the same woman secretly in the bedroom. Not sure which character had the most sex in this film; the butler, the beast, the horses or the knob on the bed.
Movie Review: How Beauty defeated the Beast
Summary: 2 Stars
Another variation and improvisation on the famous and beloved children tale, La Bete (1975) aka The Beast tries to imagine (in very graphic and what may seem offensive and disturbing but in reality rather silly and comical way), what actually happened between Beauty and the Beast? I am amused by many reviews and comments that seem to look too deeply into this movie. I would not go so far as saying that it is a serious and dark exploration of such subjects as sexual frustration, longing, fulfillment, or satirical criticizing of the catholic Religion. I would not even call it a horror-erotic movie. It's more of the parody on all genres it touches or mentions even though it's got some shocking moments in all departments that sure will stay in your memory.
The long (way too long) scene between an Aristocratic young woman and the supposedly horrifying but the most laughable I've ever seen in the movies creature with truly impressive...well anatomy, is set to the clavichord music of Scarlatti and is hysterical. My husband and I both laughed out loud at the exaggerated details of the encounter. The moral of the scene is - beauty can and will defeat the monster. The question is - who is the target audience for the film? For an erotic picture, it is too verbose; for an art movie - it's got too many jaw-dropping scenes of sheer madness and I'd say an abrupt ending. IMO, the film creator did not mean for it to be a serious drama. As a parody of art house/horror/erotica, it is funny and certainly original. Have a good laugh and try not to look for some deep meaning. This story of the curious Beauties and the lustful Beasts certainly is not recommended for co-viewing with the children. The opening scene that may shock an unprepared viewer much more than the infamous scene of bestiality can be successfully used On Discovery channel for the program like "In the world of animals - mating habits and rituals of horses".
2.5/5
Movie Review: Where horses come from
Summary: 2 Stars
Watching this one, it occurred to me that I had never considered how much horse sex was "too much" before. But there I was - the opening just couldn't tear itself away with two horses going at it (and the presumed male lead watching with way too much interest). As for the rest of it, the subtitles gave out pretty early on (and the English-language track was just terrible) so I don't really know the details of the plot, but they didn't seem too important. Woman goes to marry mysterious guy, masturbates a lot and then has a dream about some other woman having sex with a guy in a ridiculous animal suit. You sort of wonder how the mechanics work (i.e., how is that thing supposed to fit anywhere inside her), but not enough to really make it interesting, then there's a big, pointless revelation and you're just relieved they didn't go back to more horse sex.
But I found the secondary characters amusing and it seemed to have a point that it thought was way more interesting than it really was, so two stars.
Movie Review: review on the beast
Summary: 2 Stars
The movie arrived in good condition but the movie itself was a big blowoff for me. It is a little corny unless you like that kind of stuff.Movie Review: Did I watch a different movie?
Summary: 1 Stars
Without going into a lot of detail, this was the most unerotic movie I've watched in a long time; on a par with the worst of the CineMax soft-core movies. The scene with the beast is ridiculous and would appeal only to the sexual level of a teenager and even then only one who had never come across bestiality and found it to be erotic. The phallus in the scene looks like the rubberized end of a baseball bat with hand cream shooting out every 5-10 seconds. While the overall story line and acting is reasonable, and the two r-rated sex scenes are passable the whole point of the movie is this scene which is laughable for its lack believability and true eroticism. My copy went straight in the trash.
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