Terror Firmer
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Movie Reviews of Terror Firmer
Movie Review: Wheres my damn poster?!?!
Summary: 4 Stars
Decent flick, but where the hell is the mini poster advertised on the front of the movie?Movie Review: 'Terror Firmer'(Troll) 2-DVD release w/many special features
Summary: 3 Stars
As most movie fans might say after they were to walk out on the first half hour of this flick,"This is one weird-ass mother-f***in' movie!".Unless you have a rather dry or sick sense of humor,you might want to avoid 'Terror Firmer' altogether.I,myself thought it was a scream.The plot is a low-budget movie company in their attempt to make the movie 'Toxic Avenger,Part IV',when they discover the entire crew is being stalked by a sexual deviant.If you believe you've seen it all in movies,just WAIT until you see the culprit when he shows everyone how his abusive father had messed him up for life.Ugh!!After seeing this DVD,you might never want to visit a big city again.Recommended if you're bored on a weekend night.Movie Review: Not Tromas best.
Summary: 3 Stars
I have mixed feelings about this movie, I think it was a slight let down. The movie was filled with gross-out humor,But what can you expect from Troma. The movie is about a killer within, a Troma movie set,The killer turns out to be a sick,Demented Hermaphrodite.The film has some memorable gross-out scenes. If you are a fan of Troma by all means by this movie.
Revised:
I will now give this film 4 stars. It is an excellent film that must be seen . Any Troma fan would love this, It gets better with repeated viewings!
Movie Review: My thoughts on Terror Firmer (and Troma in general)
Summary: 1 Stars
This is perhaps the most entertaining Zero star film I have ever seen.While I somehow managed to sit through the whole thing (i did, I admit have a hatchet which I frequently cut myself with, swear to God) I can't say I hold any value of it whatsoever. By and Large, I was appalled.
Now don't you dar call me soft. I own DEAD ALIVE, which has been called the goriest movie of all time (albeit not even close to the grossest) In fact, that honor belongs to Terror Firmer, which pretty much sums up my whole thoughts on Troma.
But let me discuss the film first. It's movie within a movie plot gives way to numerous characters and shenanigans. We have, among other things, ample mutilation, hemaphrodites, suicides, brain removals, the smallest penis ever on film for all of Times square to see (with a magnifying glass, maybe), and gratuitous vomiting. Now, a note on the vomiting. I hate to see puke in movies, so maybe its the sickening barf-fest in the limo (or the guy who makes out with a girl still covered in his own vomit) that drug this film into zero star territory for me.
And yes, I have seen BAD TASTE, and I actually enjoyed the bowl-o-chuck ritual in that film. There is a difference. This film presents it in the most disgusting and explicitve manner ever.
Did I mention a man eats his own member?
Now don't take me for a stuck-up cinema snob. I like Troma. I like Lloyd Kaufman. While I hate these films (I've the toxic Avenger 1-4, this, and troma dance vol. 1., which is possibly the biggest waste of plastic ever) I admire the rough-and-tumble, bootstrap, and shameless spirit of Troma studios. I enjoyed the feature length documentary that follows the filming process of Terror Firmer. These are delightful people who believe in what they are doing, and without pretension. I am thankful that a studio like that can thrive, even I hate their movies.
Note: I have not included in this discussion Cannibal: The Musical, an absolutely delightful (and all around, tasteful) comedy released by Troma studios, which was NOT involved with the production.
Movie Review: ioncetookatexantoawedding
Summary: 1 Stars
this movie is bad even for troma. its not gross or shocking or funny. it's very long, i think about 9 hours. i wasn't offended or entertained, just bored and i got diarhea. troma fans are overwight. i bought this movie and i can't get rid of it. i can't sell it to stoners, give it away to homeless people, or trade it for a banana at lunch. it didn't even come with the free poster promised on the case. also it breaks your dvd players