Movie Reviews for Tanya's Island

Tanya's Island

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Movie Reviews of Tanya's Island

Movie Review: Yawn.
Summary: 2 Stars

I saw this film years ago on a crappy videotape, so before writing my review I decided to give the DVD a chance and you know what? The picture quality on the DVD isn't much better (if any) than the videotape and the story still sucks. Yea, Vanity gets naked but it's done in such an unsexy way that it's well unsexy. She looked sexier with clothes on in THE LAST DRAGON.

The story if you can call it that is about Vanity pining for her ex-boyfriend, one night she falls asleep and has an 80-minute dream about them living on a tropical island together. Soon she finds a freaky looking gorilla and starts a relationship with him. The boyfriend is jealous and a war breaks out between the two, the gorilla and the man that is, with each kidnapping the girl away from the other and raping her.

Movie Review: Wish I would have paid attention
Summary: 2 Stars

Vanity! Nude! Bizarre story! Sounds perfect! What more could one want? How about a decent transfer to DVD?! Had I been paying attention, I would have noticed this DVD was released by Jef Films, which is known for its shoddy and cheap quality. I have other DVDs from Jef Films, which I purchased because those films are available only from that company, and the quality is just as bad. It appears they transfer these films from old VHS copies, which renders the video quality nearly impossible to watch. It is painfully obvious the company is only interested in making money and doesn't care at all about issuing a quality product. Vanity: 5/5 stars; the movie itself: 2.5/5 stars, the DVD: 1/5 stars.

Movie Review: A young Vanity - nude - weird movie
Summary: 2 Stars

This is a very bizarre movie. Some Ape creature becomes friends with Vanity on an island where only she and her lover are. Her lover becomes jealous and then later the Ape creature and he battle over Vanity. Appears to be a dream. Vanity is cute and nude in the movie, but she hardly looks like herself. Very odd movie, if you are looking for Vanity nude, you are better off getting a copy of 52 pickup a better movie or Action Jackson. She shows skin in both. Here she does have a full frontal scene, but it is not all that long anyway.

Movie Review: It's OK
Summary: 2 Stars

The transfer is real real bad, the story is also weird but its ok

Movie Review: Are you kidding me?
Summary: 1 Stars

This movie stunk so bad it's almost comical! The one star is for Vanity showing skin. That's it. Her getting raped by a man in a phony looking gorilla costume had to be the STUPIDEST thing I have EVER seen in my life! Thank God she's a devout christian now. I'm sure she repented over and over for making that crap! I need to repent for buying and watching it.
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