Tanya's Island
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Movie Reviews of Tanya's Island
Movie Review: gigantopithicus, bigfoot, sasquatch, apeman, creature film with heart!
Summary: 5 Stars
much like 'missing link' creature designers Rick Baker and Rob Bottin once again do outstanding work to make this average exploitation film into a standout piece of monster/creature/guy in apesuit art! The gorilla is just simply the best suit ever accumplished - only Harry (Henderson's) rivals it for genious!
if you have a liking for randy apes - naked women (Vanity is insane) and heros that are in fact worse than the villans - then this movie will rattle your senses! ....bestiality with heart! crazy!
Has to be owned!
...anyone who denies its brilliance is soft in the head!
Movie Review: "We're like animals, when we make love..."
Summary: 5 Stars
For anyone who's a fan of The Protégé Formerly Known as Vanity, this film is a must! It also appeals to anyone who believes in the powerful bond between Woman and Gorilla. And I mean POWERFUL!
"Tanya's Island" belongs in the collection of anyone who loves shockingly horrible, yet brilliant, films. If you liked "Swept Away", but were hoping for a scene where a giant monkey &%@#s a woman.... then this might be the film for you!
Movie Review: Brilliant!
Summary: 5 Stars
A totally awesome DVD...especially if you want to see more of Prince's ex Vanity. Believe me you see all of her in this one. A real cult favorite.Movie Review: Just Look at Vanity....Period.
Summary: 5 Stars
The only Reason to purchase this Movie is to See Vanity that's it.Movie Review: coming clean
Summary: 2 Stars
Playboy asks why this movie hasn't become a cult classic. I'll tell you.
First of all, the painting on the cover does not look like the actual woman in the film. One or two of the reviewers liked the way she looks. Okay, to each his own, but don't be surprised if you find her unattractive.
Second, the nudity. No, she is NOT nude all the time. Nor half the time. Nor a fourth of the time. Nor... She's nude a few seconds now and then. No more than any other movie.
Third, the movie is only 79 minutes, and the first four of them are skippable.
The movie is mostly a man fighting with a Neanderthal survivor. Both behave more childishly than primitively. You'll see more convincing behavior in Clan of the Cave Bear.
There are NO explicit sex scenes. Also, no effective sex scenes of any kind. Even the fight scenes are disappointing.
Oh, and did I mention that the dialogue is a joke?
Bottom line: for almost every viewer, this movie will not be worth watching even once.