Spiderbabe
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Movie Reviews of Spiderbabe
Movie Review: Light-hearted
Summary: 5 Stars
This movie is a light-hearted parody with a lesbian/bi twist. I found it right up there with most of the b movies that I know and love. If you are expecting it to have great special effects and stunning cinematography you might be a little disappointed. If you go for the cute chicks and great one-liners, I guarantee this movie will aim to please. I have seen this movie many times and look forward to seeing it again. Frankly it is almost worth it just for the one-liners. You will also like Lord of the G-string and other titles from this same production company. :DMovie Review: Too funny, and awfully darn accurate -- but not much as far as "porn"
Summary: 4 Stars
As is my way, I skip the plot rehash -- you can get that anywhere else.
As far as a parody goes, this was actually pretty decent. It was funny, very true to the Spiderman movie, and had some clever scenes and lines. i liked that the star had natural breasts.
The sex scenes were about a 3 on the hotness scale of Skinemax level "porn". Unfortunately, as with most of the soft-core that makes it to cable, it has a bit too much plot. That's not a bad thing if you're looking for a funny, sexy movie to watch with your lover, but it's not a great movie for background, as you spend too much time either laughing or fast-forwarding through the plot bits.
High-lights:
The wrestling scene. I'm not as fond of the stripper/porn boobs, but it was a cute scene, and a great distraction for the win!
Scene with her friend. Hot. Not hard-core level hot, but the ice-cube was a nice touch.
The "kissing upside down in the rain" with a twist. Hot!
Low-lights:
The initial male/female scene. Much less enjoyable than others in the film.
The scene with the newspaper woman. First, she wasn't that attractive, and second, it wasn't that hot.
The ending. Not a hot enough scene for the "climax".
On a whole, I recommend this movie just as a fun diversion to get you in the mood. While always enjoyable to watch on cable, it's probably worthwhile to have the DVD, simply because of the humor.
Movie Review: Utter trash...
Summary: 1 Stars
Well, folks, how do you louse up a movie written by John Fedele (Titanic 2000) and Terry West (Lord of the G-Strings), two of the funniest purveyors of smutty mayhem Seduction Cinema has ever known? You let a british guy by the name of Johnny Crash direct it. The costume was horrible, the jokes were strained, and, as a parody, it falls flat. It looks good, the camera work is aces, but the actors stand in the beautiful framing like cardboard cut outs. And, though earlier efforts by the folks at Seduction Cinema may not seem as grand, they were a hell of a lot funnier. Even Michael Thomas, whose Smirnoff in Lord of the G-Strings was a show stealer, seems uncomfortable and strangely subdued. Pass on this one, folks. Spiderbabe swings at a hundred miles per hour into a brick wall!!!Movie Review: Ok, so it's a spoof!
Summary: 1 Stars
Another word for spoof is farce and it's definitely that. It never quite makes it to softcore and humorous it isn't but it does have crumby sets and atrocious acting. One stars is too high.