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Movie Reviews of Shark Attack 3: MegalodonMovie Review: One of the funniest movies I've ever seen Summary: 5 Stars
My daughter and I happened to catch this movie on the Sci-fi channel. Although we didn't intend to watch it, we couldn't stop laughing long enough to turn channels. The special effects alone are funny enough (imagine the villian snatching the last life perserver from his girlfriend and jumping out of a boat only to be swallowed whole by a fake shark), but when you throw in the bad acting, dialog filled with cliches and bad jokes ("Megala-who?), and one of the worst storylines ever, you've got the makings of a movie that would make the creators of MST 3K jealous. Rent or buy this movie and watch it with some friends. You will not be disappointed. It will be one of the funniest movie-watching experiences you've ever had.
Movie Review: Gave it another watch, best Megalodon movie ever. Summary: 5 Stars
this was a great movie, i gave all the megalodon movies another watch, and 1. Shark attack 3 megalodon 2. Megalodon 3. Shark Hunter. (I also gave Mega shark vs Giant octopus another watch, and it is the worst.) This movie scared the bageezuz out of me when I was younger, i changed the channel to scifi, I catch someone blowing a great white's brains out, i did not know the title of the movie so i did not expect a 70 foot shark to swallow the rescue boat. I ran in the next room and calmed myself down. Then 4 years later i come across it in a pawn shop, I say "this was not worth the 3.00 spent." I gave it another watch yesterday and it is the best meg movie ever. It looks realistic so it will keep you at the edge of your seat.
Movie Review: Great for all the wrong 5 Stars
This movie should be shown in art class to teach students what NOT to do when making a film. Yet, it is hysterical to watch for so many reasons.We had a great time making fun of this movie. The shark first bellows like a cow and then it evolves into a lions roar. We were expecting it to bark later but no such luck. The characters are all awful and the acting is even worse. The lead character looked more orgasmic while trying to drive the submersible than when he was during his sex scene. There is just so much to make fun of that we would make outrageous predictions and half of them came to fruition. I am considering buying this to entertain future guests.
Movie Review: I'm really wired Summary: 5 Stars
Anyone who has seen this movie on DVD (NOT TV) knows how amazing this movie is. The unedited version has nudity as a tool to try and save the movie which is the tell tale sign of a bad B rate movie. The acting was awful and the main character is a guy who looks like a total rip off of Tom Cruise. You'd expect the writing to be done by a highschooler. The movie is completely random at times such as my title for the review and the masked woman which leaves you saying what the heck were they thinking. Overall, this is a freaking awsome movie. I don't normally buy DVD's but this one had to be bought.
Movie Review: The best Shark movie ever produced. Summary: 5 Stars
First I like to say hands down this is the best Shark movie ever made. This movie is even better than jaws I did'nt ever think I'll find a movie better than Jaws, but I did. The movie is exciting from beginning to end whoever purchase this movie will not be dissapointed. I promise you that, you will enjoy every minute of the action, and the surprise is the 60 foot mother
Shark who is mad after her baby is killed. She eats up everything like a dump truck, leaving nothing behind. This movie is a must see hands down. Enjoy the graphics they are really
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