Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
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Movie Reviews of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Movie Review: "I'm really wired, how about i take you home and eat your ......"
Summary: 5 Stars
what can i say, this is probably my favorite movie of all time. I've bought the movie twice; someone stole the first copy and i wasnt that mad; one because if someone wanted to steal Shark Attack 3 i understand its an amazing movie which will bring many,many laughs and two because you can always get it for under 10 bucks. Ive seen this movie sooo many times and it still never gets old, it is by far the worst funniest movie ever made. This movie has me and my friends always on the lookout for movies like this one; right now Mosquito is tops on our list; you should probably check that out. What else is there really to say, everyone should watch this movie at least once and i bet youl watch it again and again. I love watching this movie with shark attack virgins; its amazing especially when the "I'm really wired" line comes out of absolutely nowhere!! haha its cinematic genius.
We've also come up with a drinking game; here are some of the rules, but you dont have to use them all unless you really want to get drunk.
1. drink for every mexican and american flag
2. drink every time you notice a mistake (ie when you hear the boats engine going but they are obviously just sitting in the water, when you hear the shark growl like a bear, when ben takes a picture of the shark tooth and the WHOLE tooth is on the screen) there is pretty much a mistake every couple minutes or more.
3. drink when you see the Mexican president and our president
I hope this was somewhat helpful but most of all its great seeing that there are other Shark Attack 3 fans out there. If you haven't seen this movie yet i hope this review would help but trust me you will not regret it.
Movie Review: Could there be a better film? I don't think so.
Summary: 5 Stars
Seriously, this is the most enjoyable movie I have ever seen. This is the movie that B movies think they aspire to be. Poorly made, poorly acted, poorly written and directed. It's all there. Oh yeah, and the visual effects were the worst! But that's why you love a movie like this, because unlike parodies of B movies, this film actually loves every aspect of film and pays homage to every aspect of the B movie, from the subconscious acting and technical decisions to the highly conscious visual effects work. It was all done on the fly, for very little money. You may have noticed I haven't called this movie a B movie, it's because it isn't. Watch it and you'll see the difference, read between the lines and know these are skilled filmmakers at the top of their game who know how to entertain for every frame of film. This isn't Slither, this isn't the new Dawn of the Dead. This is real old school. This is the most fun I've ever had watching a movie. I laughed harder at this than any pretentious comedy horror imposter. Watch this and tell me it doesn't put you in stitches, I dare you. Buy it. I am a cineasthete, I collect Kubrick, Scott, Wong Kar Wai. But what do I watch when I just want to kick back? I watch Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.Movie Review: A masterpiece.
Summary: 5 Stars
Well first of all, none of you jackasses who have been degrading this movie and it's actors haven't taken the time to notice that umm, IT SEEMS.
Secondly, the acting is ingenius. So WHO WOULD BELIEVE YOU. A FEW DISGRUNTLED CUSTOMERS WITH STOLEN COPIES OF THE MOVIE. My lawyers will have a field day with you, THEY ARE THE REAL SHARKS.
Believe me, This isn't over, not by a longshot.
So get out of here.
P.S. The harbor master is barring any boats from leaving the bay. He fines $5000.
So, FINE PAY IT. You people know how much is riding on this. How much money is standing on this movie RIGHT NOW. It's my future, and yours.
Everything better be fine. Lets go.
FUDGE. That's all you people need. If you want a professional's opinion on this movie, CALL CHUCK RAMPART.
845-457-7741
Movie Review: i now know how to drive a boat and submarine
Summary: 5 Stars
ok everyone that reviewed basically hit the nail on the head with the horribly goodness of this film. what everyone seemed to miss however is the constant camera shots of the characters turning and driving the boat,sub, and helicopter.
seriously if u go back to watch this film while plastered watch for the allstar cinematography of david worth
a normal sequence goes as follows:
1. a character says to turn or follow something
2. 4 second shot of the steering wheel of the boat turning
3. a shot of the stern close up going through the water
4. 4 second shot of the accelerator joystick thing being pushed forward.
5. shot of the shark
6. 3 second shot of the steering wheel for no reason
i think we all can get the point
Movie Review: Seriously, I'm waiting for the sequel.
Summary: 5 Stars
This movie is wonderful. First off, if you don't know the joy of John Barrowman yet, you are in for a treat. The pure exuberance of his acting, the happiness with which he delivers what has got to be the worst pick up line in the history of the universe, and the fact that he has sexual chemistry with everyone in the movie (EVERYONE), except the girl he's supposed to be hooking up with makes this an instant classic.
I'm waiting for the sequel-- Shark Attack 4: Megalodon 2. If you are a Torchwood or Doctor Who fan, it is also fun to imagine that Barrowman is actually playing our beloved Capt. Jack Harkness and that the Megalodon has slipped through the rift and Capt. Jack had to go undercover to fix things. Seriously, some good times.