Road House
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Movie Reviews of Road House
Movie Review: swayze
Summary: 5 Stars
I love this movie so much
patrick swayze is super perfect
in this movie.I hope
in the new deluxe edition
is in 5.1 surround sound
Movie Review: I Thought You Be BIGGER!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
So happy this movie is getting a Special Edition. I know most of you are probably saying your crazy you actually love this movie? I do love this movie, I mean let alone being a girl and Patrick Swayze is the star of it looking hot! This movie is simply great! He kicks ass as the head bouncer Dalton. Sam Elliot is awesome as his best friend Wade Garrett and Kelly Lynch is so sexy in this. That I know you guys will agree with.
The music is great too! The Jeff Healey Band did an awesome job on the soundtrack. As did Patrick with his songs especially with "Raising Heaven (In Hell Tonight)". Now you guys really hate me, huh? Oh well, I love everything about this movie. Give it a try for whoever hasn't seen it.
Movie Review: Awesome Action Movie
Summary: 4 Stars
This is one of the greatest bar fighting movies ever. Dalton comes to town and totally kicks tail. I am surprised this movie didn't start an entire franchise of Road House movies.
Movie Review: 80s Flick Night
Summary: 3 Stars
Something about this movie always made me smile. I tell you what, it's not really the whole kicking butt and so forth. It's the characters in it. You got this guy, Dalton, he's mysterious, quiet, and a fighter. What you don't know is that he's a tad depressed because he didn't know that a woman he ended up with one night was very married and he had to really lay a beating on someone. He has a friend who tries to console him in his own fatherly way, but ends up dying because the true champions stand alone, everyone they touch will die.
He applies what he learns in martial arts into his life, and into his job. Wounds heal and chicks dig scars.
But that's something he'd be modest about. It's definately a movie that I would rent for an 80s Flick Night, if it was tagged with something like The Breakfast Club.
Movie Review: "Pain Don't Hurt."
Summary: 5 Stars
This movie is so bad, so stupid, so mindless and so gay that it has become an instant classic. Their is so much mano 'a mano action, machismo, testosterone and blind mindless stupidity, violence and bad hair that you wonder why a female is even in the film. This movie is possibly one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen. It is sooooooooooooooo bad and soooooooooooooo stupid that it has actually become a classic.
Let me try to break down the reason that I love/hate this movie so much. First... SWAYZE. Good god, for christ sake he looks like somebody from a ballet/break dancing/gay porn movie and he is picked to be some badass 'legendary' bouncer... with a degree in PHILOSOPHY! This moron is supposedly a college grad who actually has a brain and is intelligent but his job and career path and lifes ambition is to be a journey man bouncer in stinky smelly redneck bars. This goof is so famous for being a bouncer that he is known through out the country for his moronic stupid skills and profession. SWAYZE also has the most horrible mullet of all time. He looks like he gets up every morning and spends 3 hours to get his mullet "just right". For god sake he has the same hair style as his leading lady in the movie!!!! Also his fighting style looks like something out of West Side Story. It is more ballet than martial arts. And when he actually fights his nemesis, the right hand man of evil Ben Gazarra they look more like they are doing a primal ritualistic mating dance and when they are threatening each other and trying to intimidate each other they appear like they may start pounding each other vigorously and I don't mean in combat. Then you have the great dialogue like "pain don't hurt" and the repetitive unfunny running joke, "I thought you'd be taller". Good god! Who wrote this crap! The fact that they have females in the movie is a total joke because Dalton appears to be interested in only one thing truely and that is dominating and engaging in man on man physical contact. Oh and don't let me forget his shirtless tai chi as the evil villian watches the every move of his oiled pecs. And the fact that he finishes off his main nemesis in a fight, near a lake with grey cotten sweat pants on and that he has an obvious boner as he pummels the bad guy submission is one of the most unitentionally funny things ever filmed. SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYZE!
I can't go on. This movie is so bad and is so unintentionally gay or homoerotic (I think... but who knows what was in the mind of the writer and director) that it is a must see and a 5 star movie. It confuses me because it IS so bad and so moronic and so macho and so completely dumb from head to toe that it is great.
What the hell Sam Elliot and Ben Gazarra are doing in something this dumb is beyond me. I can't even figure out why Red West, legendary best friend, high school buddy and body guard of Elvis is doing in this stupid movie. Swayze is perfect because he is a hack actor and just what an 80's action star should be: 1)gay 2)feminine 3)stupid 4) a bad actor 5)able to deliver the dumbest of lines with all the believability in his soul can muster.
JESUS THIS MOVIE IS STUPID!