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Pervert

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Movie Reviews of Pervert

Movie Review: Mary Carey is a Star
Summary: 4 Stars

I love this movie! I really enjoy Mary Carey in this film. Throughout the film, she is so sexy and so playful, i got really turned on by her and her beautiful smile. I would watch this flick when I need to laugh and look upon her beauty.

Movie Review: Mo' Cheese, Mo' Better
Summary: 4 Stars

Pervert is a hilarious romp and destined to be a future cult classic with the most original killer in a slasher type flick ever!

Movie Review: A cinematic atrocity
Summary: 1 Stars

A thorough look at the range of my reviews should readily demonstrate to one and all that I am no prude, so believe me when I say that Pervert has to be one of the lamest movies I have ever seen. I had no trouble going with the flow for the first two-thirds of the movie - porn star Mary Carey isn't really my type, but I have no problem looking at her naked - but the final few scenes of this movie are well nigh unbearable and an insult to anyone possessing half a brain. Any fondness I might have had for Pervert died the first time I saw the awful claymation, which only made the identity of the "killer" even more ridiculous than it already was. Spare me the crap about the whole homage to 70s exploitation films or the coronation of director Jonathan Yudis as the next Russ Meyer - unless you're a horny fourteen-year-old boy or an inmate at some sex asylum, I don't see how you can enjoy anything about this film.

I know how appealing a low-budget horror flick like this can be, but Pervert just takes a good thing and runs it six feet into the ground. I thought this movie would be good for some laughs, at the very least. Alas, I was wrong - Pervert isn't good for anything at all. It's going to take me weeks to restore all of the IQ points I lost watching this cinematic trash.

Movie Review: Ineffective Porn
Summary: 1 Stars

As a 32 y/o male, I appreciate visual depictions of anything sex related as much as the next guy. However, this was just stupid. It was so over the top cheesy that the annoying side effects caught more of my attention than the nudity. Besides, if you're considering this movie for the nudity, save yourself the annoyance and peruse those websites that require you to verify your age (and not on your work computer of course).

Also, perhaps I'm not old enough to appreciate the 70s exploitation film homage. I understand that this was supposed to be a major element of the film design. Again, though, it just came off as stupid, and I so desperately want to avoid using such a pedantic, mundane word, but it really captures the unfortunate essence.
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