P.U.N.K.S.

P.U.N.K.S.
by Sean McNamara

P.U.N.K.S.
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Actor: Brandon Baker, Cathy Moriarty, Jessica Alba, Randy Quaid, Tim Redwine
Director: Sean McNamara
Writer: Sean McNamara
Producer: Bill Barnett
Producer: Charles Kirkwood
Producer: Christopher A. Guzzetta
Producer: Deborah Thompson Duda
Producer: Harel Goldstein
Writer: Mark Cramer
DVD: Region Code 1
Audio: English (Original Language)
Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC
Picture Format: 1.33:1
Running Time: 115 minutes
DVD Release Date: 2005-02-15
Audience Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Studio: Allumination

Movie Reviews of P.U.N.K.S.

Movie Review: Four of these stars are for Jessica Alba, the other one is for the movie.
Summary: 5 Stars

Okay, so I bought this DVD for the sole purpose of completing my Jessica Alba movie collection. (Yeah, I know. She's only like sixteen in it, but so what? In some southern states that's considered legal.) And I guess I expected it to suck, but I honestly had no idea a movie could suck this bad. It features that ubiquitous fat red-headed dork that was in like every kid movie ever made in the 90's, and Henry Winkler in a role that forever erases the cool points he earned as the Fonz.

The story is so bad, the acting so horrible, that it's almost unwatchable. ALMOST. That's where Jessica Alba saves the day. She is so cute, and has the most incongruous, fake New York accent; I couldn't stop cracking up every time she talked. Her acting was so cheesy, it had an endearing quality to it that just won me over. I don't even remember the rest of the movie, but I guess if you've got some kids you could prop them up in front of the TV and they'd shut up for an hour-and-a-half. And there's no naughty parts so I suppose you could consider yourself a good parent for doing it.

Apropos "naughty", though: the scene where Jessica Alba is tied up with her dweeby pals is somehow more erotically stimulating than her bondage scene in her later movie "Paranoid", filmed when she was old enough to vote. (You can read my review of that crappy movie if you have lots of free time on your hands and get off on reading mean-spirited slams.)

In summation, BUY THIS MOVIE! Jessica Alba wears black spandex pants. 'Nuff said.

Summary of P.U.N.K.S.

Drew Utley is tired of being pushed around at school. Drew's Dad is tired of being pushed around at work. Now there's a new team in town - P.U.N.K.S. and they're taking on the biggest bullies in school with a secret energy weapon. Heads up evil-doers! Action and adventure are all in a days work for these kids who are cleaning up the scum of the school-yard.

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