One Million Years B.C.
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Movie Reviews of One Million Years B.C.
Movie Review: So THAT'S what happened to the dinosaurs?
Summary: 3 Stars
As a sex film, this cinema just doesn't cut it. The skimpy outfits are great, but that is all you see throughout the film. The sea that they filmed it in was bloody cold, the actresses constantly (and understandably) complaining. But, you have to shoot in any season but summer, so that's that.
The film, outside of ms. Welch, is a cacophony of ridiculous history and paleontology. We see homo sapiens(far from the earliest hominids) mixing it up with creatures that could not possibly have been around. I know analyzing this kind of film for accuracy is absurd, but besides the overstretched loincloth on ms. Welch, we are left looking at the hokey sets, phony creatures, and really bad Euro acting. It is bad, but NOT quite bad enough to be funny.
Movie Review: the mother of all crude caveman/monster flicks, but that is some babe
Summary: 3 Stars
I saw this when it came out, and I must say, it didn't age particularly well. Not only is it ludicrous in terms of anachronisms - dinosaurs and men co-exist - but the story is weirdly obtuse: a savage tribe ejects a member, and he finds a beauty from a more civilized tribe, who falls for him. In between, they can't even have fun without a pteradactyl carrying off Raquel. Then there is a huge volcanic eruption and some survive, walking into the mist.
But heck, this is vintage camp, and the introduction of Raquel, who never did much thereafter except be famous. I enjoyed seeing it again, for nostalgia's sake, but see no reason whatsoever to watch it yet again, except perhaps with my son.
Movie Review: Cute babes in furry bikinys
Summary: 3 Stars
This is the one that made Raquel Welch a star, no dialog hokey mosters and furry 2 part swimsutes. This was/is/will be a drive in classic. So have a few beers and just let this work of art flow over you. If you are a fan of Raquel this is a must have or if you and your mates and haveing a party in your dorm room this is the movie for you.Movie Review: ok
Summary: 3 Stars
this movie was not too bad for an old b rated caveman movie if you liked caveman or quest for fire you may like this movieMovie Review: Not accurate
Summary: 3 Stars
Yeah, it's not an accurate portrayal of the past in any way shape or form but that's not why you buy it.