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Movie Reviews of Lone Wolf McQuadeMovie Review: Best of this Genre! Big Fun: (A+) Summary: 5 Stars
This is one of the great `Action Movie' classics! This is the best thing Chunk Norris has ever done and his TV show "Walker Texas Rangers" is just a pale imitation of this wonderful movie. Here is the grit of real law enforcement (not the fake Hollywood imitation), run down police stations, broken down police cars, dirt, sweat, smelly low life's and all. But thankfully it's not like really life with the over the top excitement of shoot outs, brawls, and brawling shoot-outs! Norris is at his best in this film, but the supporting cast is just as wonderful. L.Q. Jones (Dakota), is priceless as the old Ranger, and the film is at it's best in the scenes that he is in. Barbara Carrera (Lola Richardson), is fantastic as a hot vixen in over her head. David Carradine (Rawley Wilkes), is an argyle sweater wearing crime lord who kicks butt, somehow it works? Jefe, Falcon, and Snow are just so perfect as criminal slime, most Lawmen will swear that they have run into them some where! The music score for this picture is perfect, the open piece is so good it sets the mood for the whole movie, and I still hum the thing 20 years later! OVERALL SCORE: (A+) PLOT: (A-), CHARATERS: (A+), DIALOGUE: (A-), SETTING: (A+), ACTION/COMBAT: (A+), ANTAGONISTS: (A+), ROMANCE: (B-), SEX: (Light) AGE LEVEL: (PG13/R)
Movie Review: Awesome Movie Summary: 5 Stars
This story doesn't have a plot, but Chuck Norris doesn't need a plot -- Chuck Norris IS the plot. Do you understand?
And Chuck Norris doesn't drink soy milk. Got it?
This movie has it all: Chuck Norris, turbo charged Chevy's, Chuck Norris, cowboys, Chuck Norris, martial arts, Chuck Norris, evil midgets, the guy from Kung Fu, and beer... lots and lots of beer.
And the video is educational. It basically covers all the lessons that you would find in Aristotle, but without having to read any ancient Greek stuff.
Lesson 1: Don't shoot Chuck Norris's dog.
Lesson 2: If Chuck Norris wants to take a small arsenal of weapons across the border, Chuck Norris is going to take a small arsenal of weapons across the border. (If you are a postmodernist, Chuck Norris is allowed to transgress the boundaries.)
Lesson 3: If Chuck Norris wants to kill himself, then Chuck Norris will kill himself. Now get him a beer and get rid of these vitamins.
Lesson 4: If you are an evil midget with lots of pinball machines and a revolving wall, you are not immune from justice. And justice is spelled C-H-U-C-K N-O-R-R-I-S.
The only thing that could have made this film more totally awesome would have been killer clowns, baby geniuses or zombies.
Movie Review: Lone Wolf McQuade: "....the best always have style (zip!)" Summary: 5 Stars
'Lone Wolf McQuade' on dvd! What can I say about my personal favorite Chuck Norris feature? Chuck Norris has always been criticized for his "wooden" acting performances in his movies, but 'Lone Wolf" should stand as a testimonial to Chuck's acting ability. In his previous vehicles, Chuck always portrayed the clean cut all-around good guy who had to be pushed beyond his limits before he took action; not so with 'Lone Wolf McQuade'. Chuck acquired a beard for the role of Texas Ranger J.J. McQuade, is often times dirty and sweating, he "cusses" and even drinks beer ('Pearl' as his beer of choice). But everyone knows the storyline by now, let's discuss the dvd version of 'Lone Wolf McQuade': 16:9 Widescreen 1.85:1 theatrical format, Dolby Digital sound, and Closed Captioning. Special Features: Original Theatrical Trailer, French and Spanish dubbing (Ever see Chuck Norris speaking French?), French & Spanish language subtitles. The picture quality is impeccable. I think that MGM did an outstanding job with this dvd version of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' and was well worth the wait.
Movie Review: DO NOT Summary: 5 Stars
I had to buy a DVD player in order to watch this, so me and the old lady went down to the Walmart and picked one up. I was hoping it came in VHS format, but it was worth spending our savings. I watched it WHILE WEARING MY WOLF SHIRT and before I knew what was happening my wife exploded. She was so turned on by the Chuck Norris / Wolf Shirt combination that she spontaneously combusted all over the room...and by default ruined my wolf shirt. Now i have to buy another one, I've seen a few with great reviews on here. I'm also interested in the Zubaz pants... a combo of Rex Kwon Do proportions. Anyhow, do not watch this film while wearing the Wolf Shirt, unless you want your old lady to explode and ruin your shirt.. ugh women..
All in all, a great film.
Movie Review: the best film ever made !!!! Summary: 5 Stars
i saw the movie for the firsttime when i was 11 and it made a verry great inpression on me, this was the best film i had ever seen , the play of norris and carradine was absolutly impresive. and now i am 30 and i still find it the best film i have ever seen. one of the things that makes it so good is the music from francesco de masi (also availabel on cd). and ofcourse chuck norris and david carradine made the movie to what it is. now i saw the movie about 260 times (this is not a lie)sometimes i watch it every day for a week or so. this is and always wil be my faforit movie. the dvd relaese is verry good , it has a realy good picture and a good sound ,a little sad that it is in mono but ok.
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