Komodo vs. Cobra
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Movie Reviews of Komodo vs. Cobra
Movie Review: Its ok, ill give it that...
Summary: 3 Stars
Well, giving this film as much credit it deserves, i say it gets about a D average. Some acting good, most bad. The CGI on the snake was... well, suprisingly acceptable, but they didn't get the komodo down very well. The feet on the komodo dragon looked so stupid... the toes didn't move at all through the whole thing... but, what do you expect.
But hell, at least the cover looks cool for a DVD collection, i say check this one out if you have a high toleration for bad acting and cgi effects, you just might enjoy it.
Movie Review: Please see my review for Curse of the Komodo
Summary: 3 Stars
See my review for the earlier film. Both should be seen together; it raises the humor level!
Pegleg
Movie Review: A three hour tour, huh?
Summary: 2 Stars
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started after I pushed play
And quickly said, "Oh sh#@."
The mate was a doofus camera man,
The skipper foreign and unsure.
Six passengers set sail that day
For a poorly acted tour, a poorly acted tour.
The green-screen started getting rough,
The plot was quickly swept
Jerry Manthey from Survivor got a role
Her acting not quite prepped, her acting not adept.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted Damas isle
With Camera Man,
The Skipper (Michael Pare) too,
The Greenpeace chump and his airhead girlfriend,
The Survivor "star,"
The afro-man and his mildly retarded blonde sister with Dumbo ears and possible Fetal Alcohol Syndrome,
Here on Komodo vs. Cobra Isle.
So this is the tale of some Green Peace tools,
They're here for military tests,
A few of them will become snacks,
It's just as you'd expect.
Jerry and the fetid rest,
Will do their very best,
To quote lines from reality TV,
In this heinous mess
No brains, no plans, no common sense,
Just Komodo and Cobra bait,
Like Ice Cube in Anaconda,
The acting's quite lightweight.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to snort and howl
Mystery Science Theatre Time,
Komodo and Cobra's foul!
Jason Elin
Movie Review: Laughing vs. Cringing
Summary: 2 Stars
Well, first off, it's pretty obvious that the marketers for this less than good film thought that they could capitalize on the success of Alien vs. Predator. With the "snazzy" KVC on the disc. I hate to tell them, but the film is mis-named as it is. It's really a bunch of bad actors vs. bad CGI of a komodo dragon and a cobra. Who wins, who loses? Well, the viewer loses. That's for sure.
The aforementioned bad actors run around, alternately going after the monsters and running for their lives. They shoot countless bullets, including maybe 30 or so from a 15-round magazine gun...this happens more than once. I can't really complain about that, though. We see inaccuracies like that all the time.
Anyway, overall a pretty bad movie. Only a few interesting scenes. And I believe Michael Pare was asleep for most of the filming.
Movie Review: AND THE WINNER IS...
Summary: 2 Stars
Ready for another CG-laden movie about genetic experimentation gone wrong? Well, here's KOMODO VS. COBRA, a rather misleading title since the climactic battle at the end is left unresolved. But, this movie isn't as bad as it could have been. The effects aren't superlative but they're not bad for one of these quickie flicks. Michael Pare sleepwalks through his role as the ex-military captain whose services as a boat commander are solicited by environmentalists out to expose the wicked treatment of animals on a remote South Pacific island. Along for the ride, naturally, is an ambitious tv journalist out to make the "big story", and you know that most of the cast will end up as appetizers for the monsters, but that's what you expect in these kind of films. If you're a fan of giant monster movies, this one's okay.