Kinky Kong
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Actor: A.J. Khan, Alexia Moore, Darian Caine, John Paul Fedele, Sabrina FaireBrand: FIRST LOOK HOME ENTERTAINMENT
DVD: Region Code 1
Audio: English (Original Language)
Format: Color, DVD, NTSC, Widescreen
Picture Format: 1.78:1
Running Time: 73 minutes
DVD Release Date: 2006-09-05
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Studio: E.I. Independent
Movie Reviews of Kinky Kong
Movie Review: Kinky Kong
Summary: 4 Stars
This starts with a producer (Seymour) filming a girl stripping in a bar, but the close-ups again. Semore thinks its all wrong, but the editor likes it. Then there are four girls in
his projector.
When this is finished they cut to a boat where they are talking about the secret location for the next photo shoot, but Seymour will not tell them where it is. He is after a special girl, and he has this very special talent which he uses a few time.
He finds the special girl and uses his talent on her, takes her back to his studio and this is where a dury striptease takes place and a waste of 6 1/2 minutes of film on close-ups.
Cut to the boat again and a crew of five girls and one man. One girl is annoying the potato peeler (girl) and ends up getting her butt spanked more than once. Then it cut back to the bar again to two girls doing a strip, another waste of film.
They are on their way to the secret location, but Seymour's talent is causing everyone stress, so he has to go on deck. Semore is a crazy idiot who tries to be funny while he takes photos of one of the girls, but it doesn't work for me.
Arriving at the secret location (Bone Island), they are confronted by two giant gates attached to an equally giant fence that leads to anyone's guess. They hear a loud noise which is the local tribe who can't dance or sing in harmony, and who can speak english. The top-notch local girl hits it off with Fanny immediately. They go to her log-cabin which looks like any normal house inside. There are electrical equipment and all the modern day toys. Where do they get their electricity from? A generator, I don't think so. If I didn't know better I would think they were on a studio lot in the middle of a film studio.
The local girl does a strip and is another waste of 5 minutes. On the way back they meet Kinky Kong and he picks Fanny up and plucks her top off somehow with his gigantic fingers. She then puts it back on while Kong watches. The local girl is jealous and wants to be picked up also, so Kong accominates her. The other two crew girls see Kong rubbing his groin and runs off in discuss.
Seymour's crew start shooting at the natives with their cap-guns, they run off and one girl is hit in the foot with a spear, and says "That's going to hurt".
Kong looks like a papier-mache dummy wearing a dipper with a giant bulge in front. He is holding two dolls (not the two girls) when he puts them into his dipper.
Cut to Semore's crew (what is left) trying to hold the giant gates shut and the male sailor declaring his love for Kong because of his GIANT .....
Seymour's boat is drifting out to sea while he trys to contact the other girl crew member on board, but she is too busy doing a striptease. Another 5 minutes wasted.
Kong decides to let the girls go, but instead of escaping they decide to stay and do some horizontal hokky-pooky while Kong and a very funny dinosaur (what it is is anyone's guess, a
T-Rex I think) have a fight. Kong ends up showing it what he can do with that bulge in his
dipper, killing it. Jack saves the girls and tries to get Kong intrested in him, but I guess
Kong isn't that way inclined. Poor Jack, he will never know what it would feel like.
Kong smashes down the giant gates and threatens everybody, but Seymour to the rescue. He
uses his talent (passing foul wind, and lots of it) to knock Kong out. While he is lying unconscious Seymour doesn't know what the huge bulge in Kong's dipper is, while it is moving up and down all the time. Semore wants to wrap Kong up and take him back with him on his small boat, about the size of Kong (I will not comment).
Cut to New York and a theater. As the show starts Kong is in chains while three girls do a strip dance. Not much going on here until Kong's dipper gets too large for his chains and he breaks free. He starts his own show, throwing off the chains, and going on a rampage like a horny ape that he is. The few in the audience go crazy and run off with Kong after them.
Kong is crouching on a train track when a train hits him in the rear, giving him some of his own medicine that he gave the poor dinosaur.
Seeing a girl dancing Kong starts to hump the building. Jack runs after him (not one for rejections) trying to convince Kong of his love for him when Kong has an accident, poor Jack
is all covered in white googy stuff.
There is a radio report that Kong is headed for the Empire State Building. Jack and Seymour head off at a save distance and watches as Kong climbs the Empire State Building and starts to hump the Statue of Liberty. The End.
I hope there is a sequel as I want to know what happened to KINKY Kong and poor Jack. I want to know if he ever finds true love with his ape mate.
I watched this dvd twice. The second time I forgot all the mistakes, just enjoyed the film and I found it quite funny, entertaining and a pleasure to watch. If anyone can do just
that, I recommend this dvd to be added to their collection. I give this dvd 6 stars because
it was better the second time around, and in time I will watch it again.
Summary of Kinky Kong
Popular erotica director Seymour Asse needs a stunning fresh-faced young actress to star in his latest big budget film a production steeped in secrecy. When Seymour happens upon delectable down-on-her-luck Fanny Sparrow on the streets of Manhattan he knows he has discovered his sexy new starlet. With secret map in hand and a cast & crew in tow Seymour sets sail for mythical Bone Island. Fanny quickly learns the ropes of the industry shooting and cavorting on board the yacht but it could never prepare her for the huge obstacles she will soon face on the mysterious island none more imposing than a 60-foot-tall simian with a naughty penchant for peeping and a kinky attraction to beautiful young women of the homo sapien persuasion. System Requirements:Running Time 120 Mins.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR Rating: R UPC: 612385105494 Manufacturer No: 10549-7Similar DVD Movies
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