Killjoy
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Movie Reviews of Killjoy
Movie Review: KATANAS,BATTLE AXES,YA DA YA DA YA DA.
Summary: 4 Stars
I'DEPPRESSED I NEED A CLOWN,BOZO NO!,RONALD NO!,KILLJOY...HELL YEAH!THIS MOVIE IS NON-STOP FAKE BLOOD & GORE FULL-MOON GOODY!Movie Review: Not as bad as your think
Summary: 3 Stars
Yes, at times this movie doesn't make sense at times, but it's worth a look. Nice to see some Black horror movies being made for once. Plus it was a bonus to see what the guy that voiced Destro and Iceberg in GI JOe and Devastor on the Transformers. If you're wondering who that is it's Arthur Burghardt.Movie Review: Corney, stupid, and plotless.
Summary: 2 Stars
Killjoy is by far one of the worst movies I have ever seen. None of these actors could act their way out of a paper bag. The only one with any talent is the clown. I have to agree that he is a combonation of Tim Curey and Jim Carey. Yes he does get rather annoying, but so does all the useless cursing and the pointless nudity. The little nurd boy bringing a killer demon into the world to avenge him is so cliche, along with the being consumed by flames and run over with a truck. The gangster in love with the good girl made sense, but I believe a gang consists of more than three people. I think this is the worst Full Moon Pictures can do and I hope if they make any sequels for it, which they left it wide open for them, that they are better than the first one.Movie Review: You'll Only Enjoy Hitting the EJECT button on Your VCR...
Summary: 1 Stars
Let me start by saying that I love horror movies, and I enjoy cheesy ones as well. Full Moon does make some really great trashy movies (The Puppet Master and Subspecies series for example), but this one is just plain trash. In fact, I'm very angry that 90 minutes of my life was wasted on this crap. The plot of the The plot concerns a guy who loves a girl whose boyfriend is a hoodlum. In order to pay the guys back after getting beaten up, the guy invokes Killjoy, some kind of killer clown demon to come take care of his problem. Well, nothing happens, and then the hoodlum and some of his partners kill the guy, and one year later, Killjoy pops up to wreak havoc. I probabaly just made that sound a lot better than it actually is. The movie has no continuity. In the first scene, the guy attempts to ask out the girl, but is then beaten by the hoodlum and his partners. Cut straight to a scene of the guy sitting in a circle surrounding by candles holding a clown doll and "calling on Killjoy". I couldn't figure out what was going on, like who or what is Killjoy? In addition, there's an ominous mystical man who looks entirely like a wino and gives no explanation of what Killjoy is and disappears in a flash of light (demonstrating some really bad SFX). This movie seems to get everything wrong. It takes its incredibably stupid plot seriously, the acting is terrible, the script is full of cliches and bad dialogue, not to mention the Killjoy character. After the movie wasted a good half-hour getting to him, any seriousness the movie is going to attempt goes down the drain when he opens his mouth. First of all, Killjoy laughs after everything he says...everything! And it gets really annoying when nothing he says is funny. If you're looking for a good horror movie, this is not it. If you're looking for a bad horror movie to make fun of, this still is not it, and if you're a full moon fan, notice that this an especially ripe turkey. In addition, there's a documentary included that is actually the only fun you might have with this movie. The seriousness of the actors and producers, who treat this movie as if it were CITIZEN KANE are laughable. Beware! The box makes this movie look like some trashy fun, but the only fun you'll have with this movie is hitting the eject button on you're VCR to get rid of it.Movie Review: No No No No NO!
Summary: 1 Stars
Not only is this the worst Full Moon urban film, it isn't even a good Full Moon film! Bad acting (worse than normal), AWFUL camera angles and focusing (one minute an actor, who seems to be ad-libbing, is pausing or speaking and the steady cam zooms in and whoever is operating the camera can't focus!), one long scene of a woman taking a shower (seems the director loved that, and I am not a prude, she is nice, but it seems they do this to pad the running time)and that darned clown! The makeup is cool, but the whole premise SUCKED! I felt the movie plodded along and tried WAY too hard.Keep trying, Full Moon, and maybe you'll come up with a cool urban film that isn't either a commercial for their recording artists, toys or an audience that will never buy into the worst kind of pandering to a black audience I have ever seen (this movie's characters are THE WORST stereotypes, at least the Ragdoll actors were GOOD).
P.S.-I am a HUGE Full Moon fan. Make more Dead Hate The Living, Sideshow and Ragdoll, less of this tripe masquerading as a horror boyz n the hood.