Movie Reviews for Kazaam

Kazaam

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Movie Reviews of Kazaam

Movie Review: a thoroughly unpleasant experience
Summary: 1 Stars

the casting of shaq as a rapping genie was silly enough, the story is completely hackneyed and false, and not even enjoyable in a so-bad-it's-good kind of way. the coup de grace however, is the horrid little chipmunk-faced boy (francis capra) we are meant to identify with. all he does is act bratty and sulk about how no one understands him, but his character is completely unlikeable. the only relief in this film is when he falls down an elevator shaft and for a few, sweet seconds, he seems to be dead. unfortunately he gets up.

and now we get to see it on dvd!

Movie Review: The Big Olivier Shaq ain't.
Summary: 1 Stars

The sort of scatalogical words necessary to adequately portray the level of putrescence which this movie attains(?) are not allowed on amazon.com, but suffice it to say Kazaam is "____."

Playing this movie for kids is prosecutable in some provinces of Louisiana as child abuse.

(Insert your own missed free throw joke here.)


Movie Review: Worst movie ever
Summary: 1 Stars

For the record, 99.9% of the good reviews are sarcastic. Ask anyone the worst movie ever made and Kazaam will eventually pop up in conversation. Horrible movie. Period. I wish I could give it negative stars.

Movie Review: Nice try, Shaq.
Summary: 1 Stars

But no cigar.

Shaq comes off as a pretty nice guy, but his acting is almost as bad as his foul shot. Horrible movie. Even kids despise this one.


Movie Review: Blue Chips was better!
Summary: 1 Stars

After seeing this movie I thought it was stupid. It had the worst acting I have ever seen and it was really dumb. Don't plan on seeing it!
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