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Invasion U.S.A.

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Movie Review: Chuck Saves Christmas
Summary: 5 Stars

It's no accident Invasion USA takes place during Christmas. Rostov is not unlike the Grinch, although the Grinch never got around to firebombing carnivals or attempting to blow up a school bus. By the end of Invasion USA, Chuck has made Rostov and his evil minions wish they had never been born, just like George Bailey. On the other hand, unlike Ralphie and his air rifle, Chuck doesn't have to beg his parents for his impressive arsenal of automatic weapons (and no doubt succeeds in putting someone's eye out). Just like Kris Kringle in Miracle on 34th Street, Chuck manages to appear everywhere at once on Christmas Eve in Miami, albeit to deliver death to Russians rather than presents. Although he doesn't have a beagle and never seems particularly interested in what Christmas is all about, Chuck does have a pet armadillo. Like Rudolph, Chuck broods in exile until the powers that be beg him to return and save Christmas. Invasion USA should be on heavy rotation from Thanksgiving to December 24th, not It's A wonderful Life.

Movie Review: One of my greatest guilty pleasures.
Summary: 5 Stars

When a group of terrorists invade America, only Matt Hunter (Chuck Norris) can stop them. Pretty simple stuff, not an ounce of plot to get in the way of the story, but what a story it is. Invasion U.S.A. was one of the million or so b-movie thrill rides put out by the now, sadly, defunct Cannon Pictures. I was fearful that changing times (and fashions) would date Invasion U.S.A. some, and, to be honest, they have. But it still retains enough of its bad movie charms to entertain in a brainlessly high octane way. Stuffed with enough action for two Cannon Pictures, this is an essential for both Cannon and Chuck Norris fans - though the 'good' movies The Chuckster did for the studio are, in my opinion, the first Missing in Action and The Hero and The Terror. But this is my favorite of the bunch and I give it my highest recommendation.

Movie Review: Nothing stops Chuck
Summary: 5 Stars

I would say this is the great Chuck Norris movie, no wait, the greatest movie of all-time except for one thing. And that is that all Chuck Norris movies are created equal and better then the movies like the Godfather, Schlinder's List, Back Door Sluts 9, and Braveheart combined. Chuck Norris is a much better actor then Tom Hanks and Marlon Brando because he knows karate. Hell Chuck Norris invented Karate as well as Judo, Kung Fu, and Hamster style Jap Slapping. Do yourself a favor and buy this movie so you can call yourself a man. And if your a woman buy this movie and pray Chuck Norris comes to your house and gets you pregnant.

This message was approved by Chuck Norris.

Movie Review: I Am Speechless.
Summary: 5 Stars

This movie is incredible. It is what defines us as human beings. The drama which takes place between Chuck Norris and the villains is a mirror image of the real worlds struggle for peace and unity. Chuck's acting is superb, and had he changed his facial expression even once I would not say this, but Chuck Norris may well be the greatest actor who has ever lived. I am at a loss for words at the beauty of what takes place within the all too short 110 minutes of this epic motion picture. The only comparable media i can think of with which to give you an idea of the greatness of this film is the Holy Bible. Do yourself a favor and purchase this testament to mankind. It WILL change your life.

Movie Review: Good Transfer of a Good Movie
Summary: 5 Stars

I've been waiting for this DVD for a long time and it was worth the wait. Chuck Norris is at it again, defending the free world and bringing down the bad guys. If you like the average action movie, you'll love this as it is an outstanding example of the genre.

MGM Gave this movie a pretty good transfer treatment, a fully anamorphic widescreen transfer with actual surround sound. Not bad for a 16 year old film that wasn't a blockbuster. Not much in the extras department, but digging up a widescreen trailer for the film is better than the nothing that they've given with some films.

All in all a good, satisfying Chuck Norris movie and a great value DVD purchase.

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