House of the Dead
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Movie Reviews of House of the Dead
Movie Review: Masterwork.
Summary: 5 Stars
This is another of visionary director Uwe Bolls brilliantly forged masterpieces. I believe this film was secretly banned from Oscar consideration due to the fact the committee felt it would be unfair to the other nominees.
This sweeping epic tells the story of several nameless teens who travel to Isle del Muerte, Canada, to party and are swept into a tale of zombies, deceit, suspense, and moral choices that push the boundaries of the human psyche.
If you buy this, you will watch it so many times you may wear the disc out, so I suggest buying at least 2 copies. I personally have gone through 9.
Uwe Boll deserves an award for his contributions; he is truly a pioneer of German tax loopholes, and will continue to inspire future generations with his brilliance.
I salute thee, Mr. Boll.
Movie Review: HA HA.
Summary: 5 Stars
You know, I've seen some really bad movies in my life but... THIS WASN'T ONE OF THEM!!!... I shut the movie off after 10 minutes, why the heck did you guys keep watching it???
It serves you right to have actually sat through this film, you guys are as smart as the actors in this movie for that brilliant choice!!!
HA HA, I only wasted 10 minutes of my life on this film, that makes me one of 297 (reviewers at the time this one was written)!!! HA HA.
You guys are right, this movie is hilarious, it gets people to waste about 2 hrs of their lives watching it, then another two-five minutes to review it!!!
(no offense...)
I just hope that this director someday makes a movie based on the Animal Crossing video game, that would be awesome!!!
Movie Review: Refreshing
Summary: 5 Stars
This movie was a refreshing one for me. I love zombie/horror movie's as much as the next guy. I love them to be gory, daring, different.etc, but every now and then I just want to see a good 'ol fashion shoot 'em up movie. This movie starts out kind of slow, but give it a chance.
Plot: Rave on an island. Zombie's live on Island. A bunch of people/zombies get killed. Awesome.
This movie also pulled a Resident Evil. It seemed to be a prequel to the video game and left itself wide open for part 2.
Don't knock this movie until you've watched it with an open mind. Only TRUE horror/zombie fans will appreciate this movie right off the bat.
For those who haven't already gone to RE2.com, you also get to see the new preview for Resident Evil 2.
Movie Review: HAAAAAAA HAAA OH MY GOS THIS SUCKED!
Summary: 5 Stars
MOST WORST DUMBEST MOVIE OF 2003 THE MOVIE SUCKS ITS JUST I CNAT EXPLAIN IT AL THEY DO IS WALK AROUND GOING HAAA BAD ACTORS DAWN OF THE DEAD DOESNT EVEN COMPARE TO THIS MOVIE IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHATS WORST THIS MOVIE OR LEPERCAHUN BACK IN THE HOOD CAUSE THAT MOVIE SUCKED TO THEY JUST CANT MAKE GAMES INTO MOVIES THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT BAD AND SUCKY I HERED SUPER MARIO BROS. THE MOVIE LOST CL;OSE TO 30 MILLION YEAH BUT THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAYTHE POINT IS I LOVE VIDEO GAMES IM CHARLIE V1 BUT THIS MOVIE DOSENT CUT IT NEVER RENT IT OR BUY IT IF YOU DO YOU WILL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IT WORKS IN YOUR DVD PLAYER WOW BEST PART ABOUT THE MOVIE BUT THE GAME CAUSE THE GAME ROCKS THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
Movie Review: Don't listen to the critics.....this movie is AWESOME!!!!!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
I really don't understand all of the negative reviews this movie is getting. I'm not quite sure what people were expecting when going in to see this movie. I wanted to see an all out war between the zombies and the human survivors and that is exactly what I got! This movie has all the ingredients for a FUN movie, not an Academy Award winner, but a very fun movie. Zombies slaughtering humans, humans kung-fuing and mowing down zombies with automatic weapons, thrills, chills and even some gorgeous ladies stripping down for us. What else could you want in a movie. Don't listen to most of the idiots below...run, don't walk to get this cool dvd. This movie demands a sequel.