 |
Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House by Rod Daniel
Buy this DVD movie at online store in your country
Canada
DVD Cover InformationActor: Barbara Babcock, Clare Carey, Erick Avari, French Stewart, Jason Beghe Director: Rod Daniel Brand: Fox DVD: Region Code 1 Audio: English (Unknown), Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround; English (Subtitled); Spanish (Subtitled); English (Original Language), Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD, Full Screen, Letterboxed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen Picture Format: Widescreen, 1.78:1 Running Time: 89 minutes DVD Release Date: 2003-09-02 Audience Rating: Unrated Studio: 20th Century Fox
Movie Reviews of Home Alone 4: Taking Back the HouseMovie Review: Throw away all of your DVD's, and just own this! Summary: 5 Stars
Ah, how amusing be the failed attempts of others... I never had interest in 'Home Alone' beyond parts 1 & 2. I came across these reviews by accident, and such negative reviews made part 4 look so bad that I had to see it.
(the g'z up version of "Jingle Bells" is playing as I write this)
I expected sub-zero levels of acting & dialogue, and was certainly fulfilled! The two most horribly disturbing things in the movie are Kevin's irises. They are ridiculously enormous, almost filling his entire eyeballs. They are even larger than they appear on the DVD cover. They are horrendously awkward, and they seem about to jump through the screen and attack you. I truly can't recall such a disgusting child. All three children, for that matter, are entitled and snotty monstrosities... That "type" of rich spoiled kids who ruin the lives of everyone around them. They have that soft, pasty white, "perfect" look, which immediately conjures the pure necessity to vomit.
This fine film's most entertaining quality is the deliberate and overdone character introductions. It is fascinating to hear the characters say each others' names, repeatedly and unnecessarily, in order to remind us who the "returning" characters are supposed to be. I need that, because I am idiot, and if I have the proper help and if I try real hard, I can ignore minor discrepancies such as entirely different faces, personalities, and character traits.
As you can tell, I was truly touched by this warm masterpiece. I highly recommend that EVERYONE, should not only own this monumental piece of cinematic history, but should also invest in at least three backup copies.
Oh by the way - Mama Kevin takes Papa Kevin back with absolutely no hesitation, simply because he decides to come back after a lengthy live-in sexual romp with a young hot brunette.
And Kevin makes it snow on a perfectly clear day.
Summary of Home Alone 4: Taking Back the HouseHOME ALONE 4:TAKING BACK THE HOUSE - DVD Movie
|
 |
|
|
|