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Hercules in New York

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Movie Reviews of Hercules in New York

Movie Review: Arnold's Revolution!
Summary: 5 Stars

YES! The movie that started it all. Arnold Schwarzenegger, "THE GENIUS" was born in this riveting picture of rebellion and coming-of-age. I was cheering when Hercules (Schwarzenegger) said "no" to his father Zeus and visited Earth for the first time. Olympus was in a state of shock as the gigantic god propelled to New York City. There he beat up a group of sailors and met an annoying old man. The old man booked Hercules in some weight-lifting competitions, but Hercules lost his powers! Appalling! How dare Zeus for doing such a thing to Arnold Schwarzenegger! Then Hercules fell in love with a young lady whom she thought was odd. Funny lady. Zeus eventually let Hercules prosper and live in happiness with the mortals. Hercules got into more fights with some piddily mortal men and conquered. Rejoice! I loved this movie and it gave me hope to be a genius just like Arnold. After this monumental motion picture, Arnold Schwarzenegger became the number one deity of our country, no world.

Movie Review: Hilarious
Summary: 5 Stars

It is very difficult ot capture the myriad of nuanced hilarity that this film encompasses. But, to be brief, I can safely say that this may be one of the greatest films of all time, simply because it's so bad. And I do not mean normal bad; we're talking over-the-top, monumental and for-all-time horrendous bad.
Reading a review just doesn't do it justice, you have to see it to beleive. It's as if the writers didn't actually bother thinking the script through, and then the director was asleep half the time. Amazing.
In any case, if you need a really good laugh, and appreciate poorly done films, this is the perfect movie. I wholeheartedly recomended it.

Movie Review: If you're a bodybuilder...
Summary: 5 Stars

you will appreciate why Arnold Schwarzenegger was the greatest and STILL IS the greatest of all time! His phenominal and aesthetic mass at 6'1" tall is clearly evident in this film. Most competitive bodybuilders of today are between 5'5" and 5'8" and look horrible!

This film was never meant to be serious! It's fun and very entertaining! The dubbed voice used for Arnold is funny too, but it works! The dvd version of this film has an option to hear Arnold's real voice which is very interesting. Arnold had only been in the USA a year prior to this film. He sure has come a long way!


Movie Review: FOOD FOR THE GODS!!!
Summary: 5 Stars

Whether you're up for horrible direction, terrible dialogue, bad dubbing, rod iron lightning bolt throwing, immigrant Austrian bodybuilders wrestling men in bear suits, or the world's greatest drinking game; you can't go wrong with the first starring vehicle of an almost prepubescent Arnold Schwarzenegger in the celluloid classic that is "Hercules in New York".

So dim the lights, crank up the original Arnold audio track, and prepare yourself for endless hours of fun and laughs between you and your friends. Remember, when in doubt, "Smile!".


Movie Review: A classic gem because it is genuine
Summary: 5 Stars

This is a riot! That movie is not made with exquisite quality but the story full of fun and in its simplicity is hilarious and good. It does not pretend to be brilliant or a block buster as it never did. It is only a comedy/spoof like movie with a dash of naivity in its making. take it for what it is: a movie that embodies muscle and the human form with a touch of a laugh nothing more. A must to see for not only Arnold's fan but for anyboy liking greek mythology and the human physique at its best and just remember it with a smile.
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