 |
Buy this DVD movie at online store in your country
Canada
Movie Reviews of Heavy Metal 2000Movie Review: not up to par Summary: 2 Stars
If you are looking for a movie as good as the original "Heavy Metal", pass on this one. It is a vehicle for letting Julie Strain waggle her assets in Anime format. The voice acting is incredibly bad. The animation is not nearly as good as the original. I watched it hoping for much much better. See it if you must but you have been warned.
Movie Review: Nothing like the original Summary: 2 Stars
I got this and the original after seeing the South Park tribute. The original was fantastic, but this was disappointing at best. Save your money and pass on this one.
Movie Review: OK Metal Summary: 2 Stars
Alright attempt to follow up of the Classic original. It was entertaining and the music was alright, but over all it was OK. It does not compare to the original.
Movie Review: Horrible Summary: 1 Stars
Ok so why did Kevin Eastman destroy the Heavy Metal Magazine and culture. He had so much to work with but instead decided to go the opposite of the originators. Classic stories such as The Ape and Den are no more and instead we are left with a low quality B movie comic strip. The new movie Heavy Metal F.A.K.K 2 is a complete joke. Instead of making a high quality A move he went back a step and created a low quality B movie that fits more into the category of higher end porn. I have nothing wrong with pornography. Whatever works for people is fine with me. But Heavy Metal was never meant to be porn. It was meant to have erotic images and stories but decent stories, not stories that revolve around some second rate actresses buxom. Ever since Eastman bought Heavy Metal in '95 he has brought into a constant downward spiral. Pretty soon the magazine will be so bad i will be ashamed just to buy for colorful toilet paper. What it really needs right now are the classic artists and writers that made it great to begin with to speak out and admit that it is no where as good as it was. Now it should be just labled as porn instead of fantasy. I miss the old days of Heavy Metal. We need a real Heavy Metal magazine again. One without Eastman in charge. One with decent stories. One with the class and high quality writing that the originals (70's and 80's) had. The magazine still has a lot of potential if we can get a decent lead editor in charge of it.
Movie Review: This Movie Reeked! Summary: 1 Stars
I really tried to like this movie since the first Heavy Metal was favorite in my household along with a more obscure Rock & Rule movie which really no one has seen but me and other weird people. Anyway, the plot is almost non-existent like in the Fast and the Furious but I can at least I can that movie without feeling nausated not so for Heavy Metal: FAKK2... Julie Strain looks great as animated "shero" unfortunately she doesn't get naked but only once and that's when she first tries to kill Ironside's voiced antagonists. I've forgotten the character's name because he made that much of an impression on me. Infact I've forgotten all of the character's names and all I can recall is the bloody fight scene towards the end as the bad guy was about to enter this temple and get some water so that he could live forever or some such nonsense and they were using swords and bows and arrows. Yeah, this takes place in the future...okay what's with the swords? Oh and the monk turning out to be the REAL bad guy at the end...Gee I wasn't expecting that. The first Heavy Metal was more of the rock opera and certainly enough adult situtions to keep even the lowest male life form interested but this sequeal to the classic seems like a rush job like getting a small Healthy Choice Meal after a long day of playing flag football when you were expecting maybe a Swanson's Hungry Man. Don't even this stinker. Though I must admit the little rock dude was cool.
More Movie Reviews: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
|
 |
|
|
|