Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut)

Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut)
by Adam Green

Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut)
List Price: $26.97
Our Price: $15.99
You Save: $10.98 (41%)
Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours
Buy Used: from $1.18 (click here)
Category: DVD
See more DVD releases


(Click here)
Buy this DVD movie at online store in your country
Canada

DVD Cover Information

Actor: Deon Richmond, Joel Murray, Mercedes McNab, Patrika Darbo, Richard Riehle
Director: Adam Green
Brand: STARZ HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Cinematographer: Will Barratt
Composer: Andy Garfield
DVD: Region Code 1
Audio: English (Original Language)
Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC
Picture Format: 1.78:1
Running Time: 84 minutes
DVD Release Date: 2007-12-18
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Studio: ANCHOR BAY

Movie Reviews of Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut)

Movie Review: Just Horrible...
Summary: 2 Stars

Hatchet- Unrated
Do you love comedy and horror? I do. Do you love them together? Me neither. They are two things that I don't think will ever work together. This movie is horrible and I hope you read this review carefully before even thinking about purchasing this movie. The back of the DVD case advertises its wonderful gore and nudity. Honestly, that is all this movie has that can be even considered good. That's right, the nudity is better than most of the movie itself. That's when you know a movie is bad.

The story is that a group of friends travel to New Orleans for Marti Gras. One of them has just broken up with his girlfriend and all the nudity is just making him depressed. He convinces one of his friends to come with him on a scary boat ride. Along on the ride are: Porn Stars, a fake director, an Asian tour guide, an older couple, and a mysterious girl. Eventually the horrible tour guide crashes into a rock. They escape the sinking boat only to find themselves in front of Victor Crowley's house. Victor Crowley was deformed as a child. Some kids were picking on him and went to the extreme and started a fire in his house. Victor's father came home to try to save him but instead he killed him by an accidental hatchet shot to the face. Naturally from there Victor controls the woods around the swamp and kills people. The group of people try to survive the monster, but are slowly picked off one by one.

If anything, the story sounds like any other cheap slasher movie. This is added in with some moronic teenage humor and you have the makings of a horrible film. I will say that I thought Victor and his origins were nicely done. Other then that the rest of the story is downright bad.

One thing that is a big plus for this movie is the gore factor. It's off the charts. The type of killing is unrealistic, but is very well done. You will see arms being ripped off, bodies ripped in half, and heads ripped apart by the jaws. Truly this is the best part of the movie. I would actually suggest just skipping to these parts if you own this movie.

This movie also advertises "eye-popping nudity" on the back of the case. There are a lot of women flashing people in the beginning, but not much after that. If for some reason you need more nudity in your films, you won't find it on this DVD.

Extras are your standard commentary track and making of stuff. The making of stuff is pretty cool because it shows you how they did a lot of the gore and stuff. They even show how they decided to do the gore with the use of action figures. You also get outtakes, but how many times are you going to watch that.

Skip this movie unless you are an absolute die hard for cheap slasher films. The acting in this movie is downright pitiful. Most of the actors are side characters from other, better films. If you want a good movie you should just keep of looking.

Summary of Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut)

Get ready for one of the most talked-about red- blooded American horror movies of the past 20 years: When a group of New Orleans tourists take a cheesy haunted swamp tour they slam face-first into the local legend of deformed madman Victor Crowley. What follows is a psycho spree of seat-jumping scares eye- popping nudity skull-splitting mayhem and beyond. Joel David Moore (DODGEBALL) Deon Richmond (SCREAM 3) and Mercedes McNab (BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER) star along with horror icons Tony Candyman Todd Robert Freddy Krueger Englund and Kane Jason Hodder in this screamingly funny carnage classic that Fangoria hails as a no-hold-barred homage to the days when slasher films were at their reddest and wettest! Starring: Joel David Moore Deon Richmond Mercedes McNab Tony Todd Robert Englund Kane HodderSystem Requirements:Length: 84 minsFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR/MURDER & MAYHEM Rating: NR UPC: 013131525298 Manufacturer No: DV15252
Adam Green's Hatchet is a goofy, gory gas that pays tribute to the slasher boom of the 1980s by placing more hapless teens in the path of an indestructible maniac. Said killer is Victor Crowley (Kane Hodder, Jason in many of the later Friday the 13th entries), a deformed Louisiana swamp dweller who returns from an apparent fiery death to lay waste to a mixed bag of tourists and Mardi Gras revelers who've wandered into his turf on a "haunted swamp" tour. Hatchet doesn't exactly surpass the movies it's spoofing; Green's characters are dopey ciphers, and Crowley's indiscriminate killing spree negates his sympathetic origins. But the dialogue is glib and the performances funny (especially Parry Shen as the tour's unlikely guide and Joel David Moore as the lovelorn hero), and '80s horror aficionados will appreciate John Carl Buechler's outrageously gross effects (which get more screen time in this unrated cut). There are also cameos by genre vets Robert Englund and Tony Todd, as well as Joshua Leonard from The Blair Witch Project. The widescreen DVD includes commentary by Green and several of his players, as well as featurettes on the making of the film, its villain and his elaborate makeup, and a scene breakdown of one of the film's most jaw-dropping effects. A gag reel and a conversation between Green and Twisted Sister frontman and horror fan Dee Snider rounds out the commentary. -- Paul Gaita

Horror DVD Video

DVD Video
Movies most talked about in Current Horror Gems
Teeth ImageTeeth
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2008-05-06; DVD
Best price: $15.95
Price in other shops: $24.95
Frontier(s) ImageFrontier(s)
LION'S GATE ENTERTAINMENT; Release date: 2008-05-13; DVD
Best price: $10.99
Price in other shops: $19.98
The Machine Girl ImageThe Machine Girl
Media Blasters; Release date: 2008-06-03; DVD
Best price: $12.21
Price in other shops: $19.99
Inside (Unrated) ImageInside (Unrated)
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2008-04-15; DVD
Best price: $13.20
Price in other shops: $19.97
Halloween - Unrated Director's Cut (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition) ImageHalloween - Unrated Director's Cut (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2007-12-18; DVD
Best price: $8.99
Price in other shops: $19.95
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead ImageGeorge A. Romero's Diary of the Dead
Release date: 2008-05-20; DVD
Best price: $13.75
Price in other shops: $24.95
The Orphanage ImageThe Orphanage
Warner Brothers; Release date: 2008-04-22; DVD
Best price: $13.74
Price in other shops: $27.98
Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut) ImageHatchet (Unrated Director's Cut)
STARZ HOME ENTERTAINMENT; Release date: 2007-12-18; DVD
Best price: $7.18
Price in other shops: $26.97
Black Sheep (Unrated) ImageBlack Sheep (Unrated)
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2007-10-09; DVD
Best price: $13.06
Price in other shops: $19.95
Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon ImageBehind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon
STARZ HOME ENTERTAINMENT; Release date: 2007-06-26; DVD
Best price: $6.76
Price in other shops: $26.97
Similar DVD Movies
The Girl Next Door ImageThe Girl Next Door
STARZ HOME ENTERTAINMENT; Release date: 2007-12-04; DVD
Best price: $10.61
Price in other shops: $26.98
Inside (Unrated) ImageInside (Unrated)
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2008-04-15; DVD
Best price: $13.20
Price in other shops: $19.97
Grindhouse Presents, Planet Terror - Extended and Unrated (Two-Disc Special Edition) ImageGrindhouse Presents, Planet Terror - Extended and Unrated (Two-Disc Special Edition)
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2007-10-16; DVD
Best price: $10.46
Price in other shops: $19.95
Resident Evil - Extinction (Widescreen Special Edition) ImageResident Evil - Extinction (Widescreen Special Edition)
Sony; Release date: 2008-01-01; DVD
Best price: $12.82
Price in other shops: $19.94
The Mist ImageThe Mist
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2008-03-25; DVD
Best price: $10.95
Price in other shops: $29.95
Hostel - Part II (Unrated Widescreen Edition) ImageHostel - Part II (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Sony; Release date: 2007-10-23; DVD
Best price: $6.14
Price in other shops: $19.94
Wrong Turn 2 - Dead End (Unrated) ImageWrong Turn 2 - Dead End (Unrated)
Release date: 2007-10-09; DVD
Best price: $7.47
Price in other shops: $26.98
Saw IV (Unrated Widescreen Edition) ImageSaw IV (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
LION'S GATE ENTERTAINMENT; Release date: 2008-01-22; DVD
Best price: $10.19
Price in other shops: $29.95
30 Days of Night Image30 Days of Night
Sony; Release date: 2008-02-26; DVD
Best price: $7.90
Price in other shops: $28.95
Halloween - Unrated Director's Cut (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition) ImageHalloween - Unrated Director's Cut (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)
WELLSPRING/GENIUS; Release date: 2007-12-18; DVD
Best price: $8.99
Price in other shops: $19.95
Compare prices and read customer reviews for more than one million DVD titles.
Oscar 2005 Winners