Goodbye, Dragon Inn
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Movie Reviews of Goodbye, Dragon Inn
Movie Review: like water torture in solitary - Excruiating Tedium
Summary: 1 Stars
Unending, multi-minute long long and completely static shots of absolutely nothing. "Mood" painted by empty halls, grimy back rooms, and hollow dark spaces. Lighting ranges from dim and smokey to dark and dank. Extremely spare, nearly nonexistent and absurdist dialog. Zero plot or point. The stone cold, broken and filthy bathroom tiles in the "urinal" scene have more soul and warmth than this film.
Zero character development, and less than zero interest in any "character" in this film. Actually there are no characters, only zombie-like warm (?) bodies occupying a few scenes.
A promising premise goes nowhere and elicits no emotion except extreme, painfully monotonous tedium.
Watching steaming cow dung cool for two hours would be more interesting and elicit more emotion than this film.
Truly one of the worst theater experiences I have ever been subjected to.
Movie Review: At 32x DVD speed still to slow
Summary: 1 Stars
Never again will I put any faith in the number of "Stars" assigned to a film, (some have actually gave it 5). Minus 5 and I would begin to believe. If you watch this film at 32 X DVD speed then you will Still have wasted to much time. I can only think that this film is actually some psychology experiment to see what the public will endure. I failed
PS: I will add, if you would enjoy a film of "Paint Drying" then you may would give Goodbye Dragon Inn 10 stars
Movie Review: What is wrong with this movie?
Summary: 1 Stars
Okay. I'll make this short. This movie sucks, big time. I'd rather watch a Sound of thunder 100 times in a row. At least that movie has a plot. Be warned! My family and I left after bearing through the first hour. I'm suprised we lasted that long.Movie Review: Best watched on fastforward
Summary: 1 Stars
This one makes 'Last year in Marienbad' look like an Indiana Jones adventure... A perfect waste of time. "Boring" does not even begin to describe it.