Gladiator Eroticus
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Movie Reviews of Gladiator Eroticus
Movie Review: The reviewer from Auburn is RIGHT!
Summary: 2 Stars
Sorry to say, but the reviewer from Auburn, Alabama is right on the money about this film. The Seduction Cinema team has become way too enamored of their so-called humor, which is beneath sophomoric. Even more of a problem, though, is the editing: there are a number of what should have been great sex scenes, but the quick-cut choppiness of the editing removes most of the "steam." All in all, a disappointing offering and quite a letdown from the folks who did "Girl Explores Girl" and "The Erotic Witch Project."Movie Review: YUCK!!!
Summary: 2 Stars
An enchanted and fascinated-with-regular-troupe Bacchus presents Gladiator Eroticus. The flick is a parody of the big-budget cool Ridley Scott, GLADIATOR only the main lead and characters replaced by gorgeous, cosmetically shaped women. Lots of sex scenes - lousy editing - some frivolous and forced attempts in the plot to bring in sex related humor that always seems to miss the mark. It does not add up to or promise any great satisfaction. See it with a barf-bag not a box of tissues!Movie Review: Bad spoof
Summary: 2 Stars
Spoofs of this kind is sometimes nice. This one is not. Corny and very low-budget. A better spoof of Gladiator is the one by Private. It's really high-budget (relative to other features in it's genre), really good looking women. See that one instead.Movie Review: What were they thinking?!
Summary: 1 Stars
Gladiator Eroticus is one of the worst films I've ever seen. In fact, if it wasn't for great chemistry between JP Fedele and Misty Mundae (they play siblings), this would be the WORST film in history! I don't know how this film was awarded Best Softcore but it doesn't deserve it. Granted it does have it's moments of humor, it still sucks. Anyway, before I continue with my complaints allow me to provide a brief overview.
Darian Caine (Seduction Cinema's poster girl) plays General Eroticus. A great leader and warrior who is held "captive" and "forced" to participate in the Lesbian Games. After training with Orgasmus (Jade Duboir), she becomes the best and begins to win the hearts of the audience and Emperor Dickus Minimus' sister's heart as well.
Now, back to the many shortcomings of this horrible film. The lesbian encouters are boring and uninteresting. Hell, the females themselves just don't seem to be feeling one another with exception of the hot scene between Jade and Darian and the sexy encounter between Misty and Ruby LaRocca.
Overall, Gladiator Eroticus should never have been made or at least should have been more thought out. I know John Bacchus can do much better than this. I tossed my copy in the trash after giving it 2 chances. DON'T waste your time with this film. It's not even worth renting!
Movie Review: looks like old videotape
Summary: 1 Stars
The video on this dvd looks like it came from and old video tape. One of the things that I am growing to hate about Seduction Cinema's productions is the sound. Sense I am sensitive to how a movie sounds I can tell that the entire movie was recorded and then the words were done in voice over. This is movie has very little story, the props are plastic toys, and there is no conclusion. In short, it stinks.
I have seen several movies from Seduction Cinema (Lord Of The G-Strings, Gladiator Eroticvs, and Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde), and by far I prefer Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde because it is a lesbien movie with an unexected ending. If you want to watch a lesbien movie I recommend Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde.