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Movie Reviews of Feast (Unrated Edition)Movie Review: ERIC DANE! Summary: 5 Stars
This is one of my favorite sleazy horror movies. It's all about people getting stuck in a tavern and trying to not get eaten by creatures that are never explained, which I think is a good thing, in American films, we get so caught up in why that we forget the what. I HATE CGI, most CGI are totally out of sync. I mean the tones and light don't match up with the background and ends up looking like someone cut and pasted it in. This movie takes just about every horror cliche and trashes it. Oh, yeah, and the girls kick more butt than the guys. I mean, the heroine killed the last monster in such an over the top, totally not female-like way. My favorite cliche? Ok, it's not a cliche, it's more like something you see a lot in survival flicks. In most flick towards the end of the movie, the survivors get in their cars and ride off into the sunset with happy rock music playing in the background. In Feast, they get in their car and start to ride off into the sunset and happy rock music plays (Never Gonna Kill Us). Suddenly, their car stalls, the happy rock music stops. Heroine 2 gets out of the car and they manage to get the car going again. And off into the sunset they go. Resume happy rock music. This movie is not for the faint of heart. It is for die hard horror fans who understand the rules and want to see them broken. There's maggots, decapitation, head explosion, rotting, ect. They even use one of the charas as a battering ram! Another reason you should watch this film: the only film out there were Donkey Kong is being used as a battle technique. Also, go buy the cd, it's great.
Movie Review: AWESOME Summary: 5 Stars
Okay, I'm a little stingy with my handing out of 5 stars, but FEAST is worthy of it, just for turning horror movies on its ear and giving us something unique. Screw all those silly horror movies coming out these days that can't be creative enough to break from the one dead teen, two dead teen, three dead teen format... and those worthless PG-13 scary movies that cut everything they can so that teenagers can get into the theatre and give them their money.
FEAST is gory. Outrageous. UNRATED and unpredictable. BRAV-frickin-O!!
My only complaint is that it was too short, but FEAST is non-stop, creative, explosive, intense and unpredictable from opening to closing credits.
FEAST is not just a GORY movie though. That's why it merits 5 stars. It's creative and unique. It WILL shock you, because it does things that most movies (horror & non-horror) are afraid to do, be unpredictable. Most importantly, FEAST is not afraid to offend or do things that audiences may not like to see. It does them, and it gets the desired emotion. Ultimately, the point of movies isn't just to satisfy people and make them happy, it's to get EMOTIONS out of people, bad or good.
FEAST will make you laugh, it will freak you out and it will entertain. It's the kind of movie that JADED movie goers have been complaining that they've wanted to see for years... and here it is.
Buy it. Turn the volume up and put on your bib, cause it's gonna get ugly.
Movie Review: Have to give it five stars Summary: 5 Stars
Ok. Yes. The movie is not original. The monsters, well, we've seen those kinds before. The characters, of course these are cliche characters, the movie practically points that out to you. Yet the movie is probably the best American horror movie I've seen in the past year. I'll compare this to another movie I saw yesterday (I saw Feast movie just a while ago), that movie was another cliche movie called Are You Scared. That movie compared to this movie shows just how a cliche can work well (as in Feast) and work badly (as in Are You Scared). Both copy what we've seen before, but Feast revels in the passion, the gore, the humor, something that the other cliche lacks. Yes. Nothing new under the sun you might as well say, at least in the horror genre, but this can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on how you know your work in your hands. The people that bring us Feast know what we want, know what we like, and presents it in such a twist that keeps us glued to the action throughout the whole movie...something that many other movies out there in the horror field lack these days. I really hope that the director of this, along with the actors and actresses, along with the special effects people, go a long way and will be seen again. The movie kind of reminds me of an early Stephen King (as in The Mist or Pet Semetary) or Clive Barker (Books of Blood), fast, furious, bloody, funny, and want we want in our horror.
Movie Review: One of the best horror movies Summary: 5 Stars
"Feast" (unrated) is one of the best horror movies, I have ever seen.
Very hard, very funny and one of the horror movies, where you don't know who will survive. In many others it is almost clear from the beginning, who will survive and who not. (Usually in horror movies die all people who want or have much sex and or take drugs, and usually children don't die.)
My favourite horror movies are:
Alien (1,2,3,4)
AVP (Alien vs. Predator)
AVP Requiem
Beyond Re-Animator
Black X-Mas (unrated)
Blade 1
Blade 2
Blade 3 (unrated version)
Bloodrayne (unrated)
Creep
Cube
Feast (unrated)
Hostel 1 (unrated)
Hostel 2 (Unrated Widescreen Cut)
I know what you did last summer (1,2)
Knight Moves
Planet Terror
Resident Evil 1
Return of the living dead: Rave to the grave
Ripper - Letter From Hell
See No Evil
Severance
Starship Troopers (1,2)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the version with Jessica Biehl)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning (unrated)
The Descent (unrated)
Underworld (1,2)
Wrong Turn
(of course you should always see the unrated / uncut version if available)
Kind regards,
Mark-Stephan Wendt
Movie Review: Best Monster Movie in a Long Time Summary: 5 Stars
This movie isn't perfect, but I'm giving 5 stars for effort. Despite the low budget and no name actors, Feast delivers a fast paced, gory and wildly entertaining ride that undoubtedly deserves more respect than many big studio horror films. Special Kudos to the film's first act, which has to be one of the most original set up's in horror history. The only problem Feast really suffers from is the formulaic structure. Some reviews complain Feast lacks a plot and they're right. The story is very simple. An eclectic group of people find themselves barracaded in a rural bar while a family of deadly abject monsters with huge teeth lurk around outside. What the monsters are or where they came from is only briefly explored but it doesn't matter. The story is about the humans trying to outwit the monsters and survive. Its substance comes from the sub plot which pits man against man inside the bar. A couple of pop culture icons do appear, most notably Henry Rollins and Jason Mewes, but overall the cast is a group of new faces. Fortunately, most of them do the best job they possibly could given the dialogue and deserve recognition for helping make Feast the entertaining gore-fest it turned out to be.
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