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Movie Reviews of Embrace of the VampireMovie Review: Alyssa Milano! Mostly Nude! Summary: 3 Stars
If you're looking for a plot, good acting, thrilling action sequences, characters that you can care about, a good script, or a memorable movie experience, then you're looking at the wrong movie. However, if you're looking for a softcore porn movie starring Alyssa Milano's bare breasts, you're looking at the right movie.Alyssa Milano gets naked. You see her nipples with amazing frequency. She lets guys touch her in dream sequences. She lets a female photographer touch her, remove most of her clothing, and then kiss her. But beware, Lesbian Sex Scene seekers - Alyssa does not go further than kissing. Yes, that's right - she loses her nerve and runs out of the room. Taking the time to get dressed again, unfortunately. So if you're a fan of Alyssa Milano's breasts, then by all means rent this movie. Or buy it. It's worth it if you enjoy seeing her bare, heaving bosom. However, if you like movies that you can watch all the way through without saying "God, Hollywood will produce ANYTHING!", then this movie is not for you.
Movie Review: Love Milano-Hate the weak, gay vampire!! Summary: 3 Stars
The vampire and the plot of the movie is weak!! The vampire was Gay and Weak and while he did kill a few people there was very little blood, horror,suspense or action on the part of the vampire. He (vampire) bit more guys than girls, which of course was big turn-off for me!! He didn't do much of anything except pine way about his past love and present desire for Charlotte(Alyssa Milano). There was no man to man conflict between the vampire and the boyfriend-he just fell out and the vampire disappeared after being disappointed by Charlotte's choice to shun him. I was expecting more from the sex scenes; I wanted to see more of Milano's behind and maybe some bush. I also wish to have seen more nudity and action between Milano and the lesbian photographer; that would have been a real turn-on!! The truth is without Alyssa Milano's nude and soft-core sex scenes there is no real plot.
Movie Review: Silly Gothy Freshman year fun! Summary: 3 Stars
I enjoyed the movie not for all the nudity but the tongue-in-cheek camp that the characters play it with. From the not-worthy boyfriend of Milano's character "Charlotte" to the super artsy-photographer-nymphomaniac neighbor played by the star of "the golden child" People love to knock the movie for it's lack of plot. Well it's a well deserved . Weak at best, the main antangonist of the movie is Martin Kemp's cooly beautiful vampire. They create his back story with a orgiastic set up of three nymphs that over come him like over enthusiatic succubi. If they had stuck with the same general feel then maybe the movie could have been a little better but all in all I would reccommend it to watch with your SO there is a little of everything and a whole lot of naked flesh. Enjoy!
Movie Review: Better than I expected Summary: 3 Stars
Maybe not the film, I never managed to watch it up until now. I've had it elsewhere in another format but maybe this time I might get down to watching it. The lack of special features are made up for having four versions of this film, so you can enjoy either the R rated version, the Unrated version (which is a minute longer - ??) and either in Widescreen of Fullscreen. I actually ordered it thinking it would take another 3 weeks, but it only took a week from the time it was dispatched and yet I went for the Economy Shipping. I'm well impressed with that, but couldn't give it maximum stars just because of that, I mean the movie is..well I'll let you make up your own mind.
Movie Review: For soft-core fans Summary: 3 Stars
A vampire (Kemp) has 3 days to find the soul of his virginal true love and sleep with her or he's toast. As luck would have it he finds her in the body of a student, so begins a series of erotic dreams in which the vampire attempts to seduce his would-be bride. When rating this film I had 2 factors to consider since I bought it expecting a horror movie. For a a soft-core its very steamy without being over done, with Alyssa getting it on with Martin Kemp and Charlotte Lewis. But the vampire part is a after thought. There is no horror and the ending is no surprise.
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