Movie Reviews for Double Team

Double Team

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Movie Reviews of Double Team

Movie Review: what the hell is going on?!
Summary: 1 Stars

this movie is the consequence of matrices of impossiblities all occuring at the same time! can anyone say: basketball parachutes?, monks with catacombs made of human bones (which is secretly a labratory) and the monks are watching pornography, where did that guy get a tiger from, why try to sufficate someone underwater with a plastic bag, why was van Damme squatting a bathtub, why does Dennis Rodman carry plastic explosives a detonator and a coin Smoke bomb in his pocket at all times, where did Dennis get a dirt bike, why did Dennis take his shirt off after killing that guy, why did Dennis hide the baby? why doesnt hIS care for the babies mom?. . . . . . the main question is why was this movie created?

Movie Review: Double Suck
Summary: 1 Stars

Double Team stars Jean-Claude Van Dammne, and it's the worst action movie I've seen since...well, some other movie that starred Jean-Claude Van Damme. Dennis Rodman is also in this, and his hair color changes from scene to scene. But it doesn't matter what color his hair is, he is possibly the worst actor I've ever laid eyes/ears on. Then there's Mickey Rourke, who probably just did this for a paycheck. He doesn't even have a whole lot of screen time. The movie is a complete mess. I won't even reveal any plot points, because I have no idea what the movie is about. It's just a confusing, boring mess.

Movie Review: One of the worst movies I have ever seen
Summary: 1 Stars

I saw this one in the theatres and it's definitely on my worst movies list. Bad acting is given and the action just plain [stunk]. The scene that added this stinker to my list though was when our hereos, Rodman and Van Damme take cover from a bomb explosion behind a PEPSI machine placed conveiniently in the Collesium ruins?. They survive the blast with PEPSI cans flying all over the place. PEPSI must have bankrolled this movie to allow such a shameful PRODUCT PLACEMENT. Mental note to self, If a bomb is about to go off, dive behind a pop machine, IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE. Yeah right.

Movie Review: A BAD JOKE BY A JERK FOR A REATARDED BLOKE!
Summary: 1 Stars

A blatant disrespect to audiences, there is a dyfunctional brain cancer from its producer of it all. It's real bad. There is one good movie from VAN DAMME when he starts out in HK. Why so much money wasted for a bad joke?! Avoid this at all costs.