Double Team
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Movie Reviews of Double Team
Movie Review: Unintentionally funny
Summary: 2 Stars
This Van Damme thriller is such a mixed bag that it's hard to know where to begin. The plot is truly a witches' brew of ideas apparently cobbled together from just about every action thriller I've seen in the past 20 years. That wouldn't be so bad, except that the original movies did it better and this movie suffers by comparison. The script isn't terrible, but it's far from stellar. The actors struggle valiantly to extract some inspiration and drama from it, and sometimes succeed. I note one reviewer says this movie is on his top 10 worst list, and if it weren't for the unintentionally funny parts like Dennis Rodman throwing bad guys through windows 10 feet high as if he were dunking a basketball I probably wouldn't have watched the whole thing. But Rodman as an exotic arms dealer and Mickey Rourke as the evil Euro-nasty are entertaining to watch, and Van Damme is impressive as usual with the martial arts stunts. But if there's anything else on the tube rated three stars or higher you might want to switch channels.Movie Review: No More Pain
Summary: 2 Stars
Van Damme and Dennis Rodman team up. Do I have to say anymore? This is garbage and I wanted a brick so badly to throw at my DVD player. I am usually upset with watching Van Damme movies, so I don't know why I put myself through this misery.Movie Review: Rodman? What did he do do throw basketballs?
Summary: 2 Stars
Naw, Jean-claude could have done this movie by himself. Rodman needs to stick to basketball.Movie Review: alright movie
Summary: 2 Stars
the only good part of this movie is mickey rourke he is great in it.Movie Review: This movie is proof there is no God.
Summary: 1 Stars
A group of drunken, coke-obsessed urangutangs would have made a better cast then these phelonious hams. My unborn child has felt the pain that this movie inflicted on humanity as a whole. I would rather see my family brutally tortured then hit by 2 oncoming trains simulataneously whilst being molested by Moroccan circus freaks then watch this film. Special not to the creators: I hope you lose your eye-sight in a freak mountain climbing accident involving a billy-goat and a snail...you would think this is the end of the review...but oh no...we've only just begun. You will pay dearly for this crime against humanity. You and only you are to blame for all that is wrong and evil in this world. I wanted to beat Jean Claud Van Damme with a stale baguette and throw Dennis Rodman's limp,lifeless body against a wall then through a flaming basketball hoop when I saw this movie. The meteor in Armageddon made me feel better then watching these two proverbial "actors" walk aimlessly through this maniacal tyrade of a film...OK...I'm done.