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Dolemite

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Movie Reviews of Dolemite

Movie Review: ***** you know i don't wear no god-damned cotton draws
Summary: 5 Stars

Best movie ever. It has everything. Dolemitism is not a fad, its a religion. Pimpin', Hustlin', fightin the man and lovin the hoes. Six starz

Movie Review: The apotheosis of Western Art
Summary: 5 Stars

I was thrilled to find out that this masterpiece was issued in DVD format. Buy it... watch it... live it.

Movie Review: dolemite
Summary: 5 Stars

dolemite is the best there is at what he does, and what he does isn'nt very nice.

Movie Review: Dolemite am being da best movie I dun ever seen!!
Summary: 5 Stars

Dis movie am sooooo good. It be da funniest I ever see.

Movie Review: Either the best or the worst
Summary: 4 Stars

This is either the greatest or the worst Blaxploitation film ever made. I am not sure. Unlike other films like "Foxy Brown" or "Cleopatra Jones," this movie makes no attempt to make blacks dignified upstanding citizens, rather it does the opposite like "The Mack" times a million. The Nword is dropped constantly, people refer to each other as motherf***er all the time and so on. Maybe it is more real, maybe not. It certainly is a hilariously over the top run into a world that is rarely visited in this way.

The movie's plot is thin... at worst. Dolemite is a pimpin', club owning, karate master with a legion of trollops who are also karate masters. He was also framed and sent to prison by his archrival pimpin' club owner (this one does not know king-fu as well as Dolemite though). Anyway he is released in order to, well um, stop crime. So, instead he does the opposite and beats a lot of people up. Then he has sex with some strumpets and then he talks to some druggie. He also spills a huge sack of coke on a police officer.

Anyway, the movie ends in a chaotic kung-fu battle and whatever else. The entire movie is hilarious and should be watched only because of the incredibly utile quotes. Here are some good ones:

"You rat soup eating honky motherf***er!"

"Man move over and let me pass 'fore they have to be pulling these hush puppies out your motherf***ing a**!"

Fun... well that is what the movie is. It is horribly politically incorrect. Some scenes may straight out shock a sensitive viewer, but all in all it is a fun romp through an era of funny, flamboyant hats and canes to match. Go buy it or rent it, it is always handy to have at a party where things are going too slow. I am sure 100s of drinking games can be made for this movie.
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