Crocodile
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Movie Reviews of Crocodile
Movie Review: Chomp. Crunch. Splat.
Summary: 2 Stars
Having seen an edited version of this on TV, I didn't think much of it. It's watchable, but has no original ideas. The characters are pretty stupid, even for the genre. The crocodile looks pretty real, but it's not worth going out of your way for.Movie Review: Chomp. Crunch. Splat.
Summary: 2 Stars
Having seen an edited version of this on TV, I didn't think much of it. It's watchable, but has no original ideas. The characters are pretty stupid, even for the genre. The crocodile looks pretty real, but it's not worth going out of your way for.Movie Review: I Have Never Been So Unhappy To See A Crocodile Vomit
Summary: 1 Stars
What was Tobe Hooper thinking?
Tobe Hooper is a talented guy and basically invented the slasher movie ("The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"), but he really should have taken a pass on this little project produced by Boaz Davidson (who also made the dreadful "Spiders"). This is a simple-minded "teenagers on spring break get eaten by a creature" movie.
In this case the incredibly annoying teens rent a horrible houseboat and take off for a few days of partying. The teens like frolicking in the muddy water, drinking, and committing various other excesses. One night the boat drifts into a swamp, where it runs aground and is stuck. The angry 30 foot long crocodile commences stalking activities by ramming their boat (you may find yourself wishing you were watching "Jaws" at this point; I know I did). As an interesting survival strategy the teens escape by jumping into the water (where the crocodile is), which, though counterintuitive, was the right decision inasmuch as the crocodile literally makes the boat fall apart and sink (even though it was stuck against the ground). The true key to watching this film is the complete suspension of disbelief.
The teens go for a long walk through the woods where they adapt another survival strategy: yell constantly at each other about trivialities. Mercifully, they find a convenience store which they promptly break into, as does the crocodile. Although the number of cast members continues to fall (though not fast enough) the three survivors find rescue on the Sheriff's boat. After a giant (and totally bogus) CGI crocodile jumps and pirouettes over the boat, the teens once again decide to avoid the croc by jumping into the water with it.
The teens eventually decide on a plan to kill the croc by putting a sweatshirt over its eyes and putting sticks down its throat. Thankfully, in the execution of this plan Duncan finally gets eaten by the crocodile, thereby eliminating the most annoying cast member in recent memory. Imagine my horror when the crocodile vomited Duncan back up so he could add further insult to injury. The resolution of the movie is touching in a maternalistic way, or at least it's supposed to be. By this point I didn't care how it ended I was just grateful it was over.
This film had one of the most annoying casts and scripts I have ever sat through. I liked nobody in the cast and would have much preferred the crocodile to eat the entire cast in the first five minutes of the film so I wouldn't have to waste my time with the rest of this mess.
Movie Review: The totally blew the budget on a worthless screenplay
Summary: 1 Stars
Whoever did this had a terrible sense of direction as this film would have been better left as a book. Please don't waste your time on this unless it is the last movie left at the end of the worldMovie Review: *yawnnnnnnn*
Summary: 1 Stars
OMG!! another CROC Movie!! and from a talented director to boot!whats amatter with these people! I said it before I'll say it again
PUHHlease come up with original ideas!