Movie Reviews for Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall

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Movie Reviews of Chopping Mall

Movie Review: More unintentional comedy than you know what to do with!
Summary: 5 Stars

I think my favorite scene in chopping mall is when they get into the sporting goods store and conveniently find an arsenal of weapons and ammo on display right in the front of the store. This way, the customers can load up the guns and try them out without having to wait for some lazy manager to get them out of the locked glass case behind the counter. In my opinion, put the guns & ammo right up front with the golf clubs & baseball gloves just like they do in TEH Chopping mall! I give it 5 stars for awesomely bad dialogue, awesomely bad special effects, feathered 80's hair for the dudes, and big big big permed 80's hair for the seriously hawt actresses.

Movie Review: Brings Back Good Memories
Summary: 5 Stars

Academy Awards will never be given to this flick, but that's OK. If you were in your 20's back when this came out, like I was, all you cared about was how much skin you saw and how much gore you got thrown at you. There could have been a bit more skin, but I guess we can't have everything.

All in all this movie did it's job as far as I'm concerned, and is why it's now part of my video library. Other reviewer's here have already given good account's of the plot (such as it is) and the star's in the movie, so I won't beat a dead Killbot and just say that it's WORTH the money even IF Ms Maroney kept her clothe's on. (darn it)

Movie Review: It is babe, isn't it?
Summary: 5 Stars

Chopping Mall is awesome. It has the best one-liners known to man, such as "Nice shot", "He's got a great personality", "Waitress, more butter", and "I gotta get out of here". Oh yeah, and "Go to hell, Linda!" The dancing sequence in the furniture store is immaculate, as well as the intense climax when Allison breaks through a window with her body as she covers herself with her shirt. The Killbots are great, they're so scary and polite. Everyone should have this movie, I'm amazed that these actors don't have huge careers. The stunts are amazing. BUY THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

Have a nice day,

Calvin

Movie Review: I love this movie
Summary: 5 Stars

I first saw this one on cable back in the 80's. It is just as much fun now as it was back then. Fresh, creative, original, and oh-so-cheesy. I also met Kelli Maroney and Tony O'Dell a few years ago, what a blast. The casting is great, and the acting ranges from mediocre to very good. The special effects, for the time this film was done, are very good. Kelli and Tony do an excellent job, and another standout performance, in my opinion, comes from John Terlesky. If you're a fan of the genre, you should not miss this one.

Movie Review: A Chopping Good Time
Summary: 5 Stars

I thought this movie was awesome before I saw it I thought it would be boring but knowing me I love corny movies like that so one night I watched it when it came on HBO and I thought this movie was actually good.
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