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Movie Reviews of Cave GirlMovie Review: not just a cheesey boob flick Summary: 4 Stars
I guess you could say this is one of those cheesy movies of the 80's where they threw in some naked girls for no reason to attract some what of a teenage audience to it.
However, this one is not as cheesy as you'd think.
Rex is a student who studies archeology, and is pretty much the stereotype geek of movies. On a field trip to a cave, he takes a wrong turn and finds these unusual crystals in a cave and when he touches them, he finds himself in the cave man era.
He meets Eba, a cave girl. And he teaches her some modern day things, words and spends most of the movie trying to get her into bed while having to deal with other cave men and women who seem to bumble up all his efforts to score with Eba.
It sounds cheesy, but it's actually pretty funny, and memorable. I first saw it 20 odd years ago, and my father in his 60's even still likes it.
It's not quite a family sort of comedy, but it's worth the small price they ask for it.
no bonus features, no subtitles, just a trailer.
Movie Review: A humorous tongue in cheek romantic comedy Summary: 4 Stars
Cave Girl is a humorous tongue in cheek romantic comedy that follows the romantic relationship of bumbling modern day Rex and beautiful and sexy pre-historic cave girl Eba. The movie follows the bumbling Rex through a series of slapstick pranks and mishaps that culminate in his transport 25,000 years back in time to meet and fall in love with the beautiful Eba. And, along the way, Rex becomes a man that saves Eba and the rest of the local clan from cannibals. Eventually, though, Rex and Eba must face reality. Will Rex return to his own time, where Eba cannot possible fit in, or will he stay and build a life with Eba and the rest of the tribe. This movie is a humorous, and at times poignant, look at the trials, tribulations, opportunities and decisions that young people often face as they come of age. Well worth a look.
Movie Review: A Comedy 25,000 Years In The Making Summary: 4 Stars
Cave Girl is maybe part of the B-Movie genre, but it is the most hilarious film yet. The main character is Rex who is a high school nerd and gets bullied by the jocks and valley girls. On a field trip to a Southern California cavern, Rex gets lost and finds a set of glowing crystals that sends him back to Pre-Historic times. There, he meets a beautiful Neanderthal woman named Iba and shows him the ways of the cave people. There's a lot of generic 1980's teen movie formulas like the full-figured cavewoman showing Rex her breasts, the cavemen discovering how to give the middle finger, and
Iba bathing in the nude much to Rex's delight. This movie is for anyone who is a fan of those classic 1980's teen/sex/nude women/nerd-becomes-hero comedies.
Movie Review: Silly, voyeur fun, b movie comeliness Summary: 3 Stars
If you are into great cinema art, this film is not for you. If you enjoy a silly story, plenty of naked skin and want a "night at the drive-in" then this may be for you. This would normally not be my type of movie, but I tend to be a sucker for the nerd gets the pretty girl in the end. So if you want a night of popcorn and silly sexiness with the loser finally winning, this could be for you. We are simply not talking art here.
Movie Review: Just A Fun B Movie Summary: 3 Stars
"Cave Girl" is just a fun, no brainer, relaxing B movie with a little nudity. Cindy Ann Thompson, the naked cave girl, is about as cute as they come and can be my cave girl anytime. This movie works for those nights when you just want to plop in front of the TV and not have to think about a thing. Isn't that what B movies are for? Enjoy!
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