CHAOS Director's Cut
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Movie Reviews of CHAOS Director's Cut
Movie Review: One of the worst ripoffs in recent memory
Summary: 1 Stars
This movie is exactly like Last House On The Left. So much so that as it moves along you would think that you were watching the Wes Craven classic. The only difference is that they changed some parts around. You know a quick revision but not enough to not recognize the movie they are stealing from.
The story is basically two naive girls on their way to a rave mistakenly walk into the clutches of the dumbest and most ugliest people ever captured on film. They are tortured and killed and the three idiots oops I meant criminals go to the house of one of their parents. Sounds familiar? It should.
The acting terribly unconvincing. I never once believed those girls were in danger but I do believe that they might have had a bad case of the runs. The villains were stupid and pathetic and this movie even has a campy subplot involving idiotic cops just like Last House On The Left!
Seriously, this movie is really bad and gives low budget cinema a bad name. There are some low budget movies out there that are good and are made with heart but this is not one of them. The director(David DeFalco) is this fiasco should be forced to watch his own rubbish till his eyes bleed. Honestly, Batman and Robin was scarier than this slop. Lets hope that this mangy dog doesnt inspire more hacks to be hacks because low budget cinema doesnt need anymore than it already has. Two thumbs down.
Movie Review: A Director's Shame
Summary: 1 Stars
In actuality, I would give this no stars. It really doesn't deserve a review, but I'm going to join the other 13 who have reviewed it and put in my two cents worth.
Opening with the biggest laugh of all is the credit that read: "Based on an Original Idea." Whose idea was it--Ingmar Bergman's or Wes Cravens--because this is so close to being "Last House on the Left" it isnt' funny. And to make matters worse the movie opens with this "message" to young girls. Funny how you can speak out of both sides of your mouth. We're giving you a "message movie," but we're still mysogonists.
Horribly directed, laughingly acted, with Grade Z special effects, this howler did not shock me, and I was only disturbed because of the blatant plagarism in the movie. It's really difficult to call this a movie, because it's run time is only 74 minutes. Guess those original ideas dried up rather quickly. I could almost just hear DeFalco in the background saying OUTLOUD, "Wasn't that shocking? Now THAT was shocking." And why Roger Ebert ever decided to get involved in a war of words with the two numbskulls who wrote and directed this, is as difficult to decipher as the riddle of the Sphynx.
Avoid this like you would someone with ebola.
Movie Review: Just watch "Last House on the Left" again.
Summary: 1 Stars
Note to filmmakers: You can't manufacture controversy.
CHAOS is a movie made with all hyperbole and no talent. If you want proof, look no further than the cover art: Even when you take the graphic violence into account, it's far from the "most brutal movie ever made". In fact, it's nothing more than a rip-off of Wes Craven's grindhouse classic, LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. That film may have been a spin on Ingmar Bergman's THE VIRGIN SPRING, but CHAOS actually steals from its source scene-for-scene. In the end, it's the equivilant of the PSYCHO remake (minus that film's skill). It's a miracle these amateurish filmmakers weren't sued.
If you want a lesson on how NOT to make a movie, then watch this. If you want a good unintentional laugh (the DVD extras show the director in a morgue, wearing a wrestler's outfit and flexing his muscles), then watch this. But don't watch this in hopes of seeing a genuinely effective shocker. You'll only wind up feeling insulted by this hackneyed attempt at peddling to horror fans.
Movie Review: A Lot Better than Last House on the Left
Summary: 1 Stars
Ok its better than last house on the left. What I dont understand is what movie did the other reviewers see ? Every scene that they described was not in the movie that I got. Any violence or anything that happens with the girls is off screen. Hello what am I missing. My version didnt have anything that was mentioned. Where were all the shocking scenes like the torture, rape and violence ? In that respect I feel really ripped off. The cover of the movie says its the most brutal movie ever filmed. Which movie was that because it wasnt the one in the case. I think I got sent only half the movie but the run time was 74 minutes. What happened to all the good scenes ? If a movie is going to advertise something then at least have it in the movie itself, duh.Movie Review: ...watch out - even the cover is a fake!!!!
Summary: 1 Stars
roger ebert never said this in that kind of context. he gave the movie "no stars". that says it all. even the cover is a fake. save your bucks... falco go home!!!! we don't need trash like that!!!