Breeders
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Movie Reviews of Breeders
Movie Review: Why did I even bother
Summary: 1 Stars
I should of known better after picking up and reading the back. It just screamed cheesyness and poor production values. Yet I went ahead and viewed it anyways and here is the result.This movie is Garbage.
THe idea behind breeders is that these giant fly like creatures are in New York City on the sole purpose of impreginating Human Female Virgins. In the course of the movie with the exception of the first victim all of them get naked before the creatures arrive, in fact on is doing stretching exercises in the nude before the creature shows up. What were they expecting these things or do all female virgins roam around the house, work, general vacinity in the nude when no one is around. Any way a police detective and Doctor decide to investigate and in the end they find the girls again swimming around naked in lotion. Overall there are a lot of naked women to a bad 80's sci fi movie. This should not be viewed by anyone.
Movie Review: Aliens are bulletproof, but not boardproof.
Summary: 1 Stars
Earth women gettin' raped by aliens. How could you mess that up? Well leave it to ol' Tim Kincaid, mastermind behind such hits as ROBOT HOLOCAUST and THE OCCULTIST to figure out a way.
It really is rare to see a movie this bad and not just overall bad like WILD, WILD WEST or SIGNS but bad on every single level. Directing, acting, script, FX, sets, continuity, everything and what makes it even worse is it wasn't funny bad, but painful bad.
Well, actually it was a little funny especially when one of the main characters beard Also the deformed alien baby was funny. I liked it when the cop shot the baby five times with no effect then just picked up a board and clobbered it over the head and killed it.
Movie Review: Oh God no, the pain.
Summary: 1 Stars
>> Spoilers <<
but you REALLY shouldn't watch this anyway. Legit.
This was quite possibly THE worst movie I have ever seen. It was hilariously terrible. I am NOT using that lightly. TERRIBLE. We literally had to stop the movie to recoup, then finish it. The Terribly awkward shaped 80's boobs, the fact that the plot was vague at best, and the God awful acting made the movie watchable. That every woman in the ENTIRE movie (except for 2, I swear) is raped by (aliens? perhaps) and murdered. Level of nakedness: high. Number of naked people you would ever want to see naked: Zero.
Seriously, AWFUL.
Do yourself a favor, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. It's just not worth the pain.
Movie Review: What is this?!
Summary: 1 Stars
This movie ranks as one of the worst "sci-fi" movies I've ever seen. It truely had no point to it. The plot has been done way too many times. The acting is so bad I found myself laughing at the majority of it.Anyway, so aliens come down to earth and begin to impregnate young women.
This movie is horrid beyond all human words. To add to the horrendous acting is embarssing directing and an extremely laughable script.
Your money will be happier in your pocket than spent on this rubbish.
Movie Review: Not In This World
Summary: 1 Stars
For a movie to be worthwhile,
there must be a premise that is
within the realm of a rational imagination.
Alien beings from outer space
that want to reproduce using human woman.
OK.
A group of female virgins in New York City?
C'MON !!!