Movie Reviews for Boxing Helena

Boxing Helena

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Movie Review: A little of inside wind, a lot of atrocious acting
Summary: 1 Stars

My best friend is a mad Lynch fanatic. As part of her completist attempts, she made me watch this movie despite it being made by a Lynchie offspring and not the main man himself. I'm a big fan of Sherilyn Fenn ever since her turn as Audrey in "Twin Peaks" and Julian Sands in "The Killing Fields." After laughing through most of the love interest sequence, the ridiculous attempt to mimic Fellini's "La Dolce Vita" fountain scene, the ludacrious wind that seems to monsoon the inside of Sherilyn's bedroom, I have to conclude that this was one of the worst movies ever written. I have to ask WHY exactly did the Enigma soundtrack was chosen? (...) history and Bill Paxton screaming hysterically in the last scene, there is no reason to watch this movie than for camp, high camp.

Movie Review: Simply one of the worst movies I've ever seen
Summary: 1 Stars

I went into this movie expecting to like it, because I was familiar with the bizarre premise and thought it would be edgy and compelling. Instead, it was slow-moving, terribly miscast (especially Bill Paxton as the hunky bad-boy sex-machine lover of Helena) and had one of the cheesier soundtracks I've ever heard. A complete waste of time (and I don't say that often.) Bill Paxton and Julian Sands, both fine actors, undoubtedly cringe when they look back at their decision to add this movie to their respective resumes.

Movie Review: A DUD!
Summary: 1 Stars

First and only time director Jennifer Chambers Lynch (daughter of David Lynch) tries following in daddy's foot steps, the result is a faulty misfire of a movie without an ounce of quality or value. To add insult to injury the performances are just as bad as the direction. Passing on this script and project was the best thing Kim Basinger ever did. Was it the director's fault, the actor's fault? Well maybe. But I think the whole promise was a bad idea.

Movie Review: NOT A FEMALE ROCKY BALBOA
Summary: 1 Stars

Did you hear about the one where a scorned, wanna-be lover amputates the arms and legs of the object of his desire, and this limbless wonder is then kept in a display box on his piano? This is the one and it isn't as much fun as it sounds. Turns out the whole movie is a dream. Now that's funny! You waste both your time and money. Keep this box closed.

Movie Review: Lamo Movie
Summary: 1 Stars

Saw this back around the time it came out but recently I watched it again and it is one of the worst movies of all time! Do not buy unless you plan to watch it with the sound off...
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