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Movie Reviews of Bong Water
Movie Review: WHAT A BUMMER, MAN
Summary: 2 Stars
I had high hopes for this stoner movie, considering the
cast, but was sorely let down when subjected to a rather
banal script and disjointed action.
The movie is low in the laugh dept. and would really
call this more of a drama, as it tackles a corny romance,
along with the buzz-kills of a house fire and rape.
Would not recommend this movie to friend or foe
alike, though I would recommend a very funny stoner
movie in "Smiley Face".
Movie Review: BONG WATER STINKS! 1 1/2 STARS
Summary: 2 Stars
Jack Black, Andy Dick and Co. do what they can in this pointless and goofy movie. As stoner films go this one just doesn't have many laughs or story for that matter. If you like stoner films, stick to the early Cheech & Chong films. Andy Dick made me laugh a few times, but that's about it. Black has a small role, but he makes his presence known as usual.Movie Review: Redefines Unwatchable
Summary: 1 Stars
I was floored by this film's singular, unrelenting awfulness: This is surely one of the 100 worst movies ever made.
My god, where to begin. It is painfully unfunny, glacially paced, and ponderously, brutally dull. If there's a plot or a point, I have no idea what it was. A nicely assembled cast is completely wasted, no pun intended; everyone spends 99 percent of the movie getting stoned while babbling the most inane, contrived dialogue imaginable. If they speak at all; star Luke Wilson spends most of the movie lighting a bong, staring into space, shuffling from one room to the next, or making out with someone for no apparent reason. Jack Black was a high point, but he simply gave a weak performance of a Tenacious D number - he's been better in virtually everything he's ever done.
Amazingly, none of these is the film's biggest flaw. That would be Alicia Witt's Serena, perhaps the most excruciatingly unbearable character to ever disgrace the big screen. She's arrogant, rude, condescending, petty, stupid, jealous, unstable, and jawdroppingly self-obsessed. She is profoundly unemployed, utterly useless, and seems quite determined never to do anything that might benefit anyone other than herself, yet she is always exquisitely dressed and perfectly quaffed, probably because she's willing to shamelessly leech off of anyone surrounding her -- and give them grief about it in the process. And as if the director sensed she might not be unbearable enough, she even carves her name in everyone's furniture. Simply, she's The. Worst.
Yet, she is presented as the film's love interest, and despite the fact that she tried to thwart Wilson's art career, ran off to New York with a junkie in a jealous fit, and LET HIS HOUSE BURN DOWN, he cannot resist her "charms."
Why? Why indeed. Why this disaster was ever made is another question. I've had the displeasure of watching this twice, once when it came out and again a decade later, and it remains the definition of unwatchable. If nothing else, it's an effective anti-drug film (smoke pot and you could end up sucking as much as these people) and a two-hour synopsis of why the '90s was the worst decade EVER. (A hilarious, unintended irony is that the only time anyone in this film has a bit of fun is at an '80s party.)
If given a choice between sitting through this or gouging your eyes out, gouge away.
Movie Review: 1 Stars
This movie was nothing but rubbish - it went absolutely nowhere. It wasn't even funny - I hardly got a chuckle at most.I agree with everything the other people have said that have given this movie a 1-star rating.
DO NOT make the same mistake as me and buy this DVD - rent it first if you REALLY want to waste 2 hours of your time...
Movie Review: booooooorrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnngggg
Summary: 1 Stars
freddy got fingered had more thought put into it than this boring, sad excuse for a movie. they put jack black on the cover to draw attention but he is a guest star at best. and the ending made me wonder why it was made to begin with. its not worth the plastic they made it out of.
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