Boa vs. Python
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Movie Reviews of Boa vs. Python
Movie Review: not awful but definetly good
Summary: 2 Stars
this film was pretty lousy and boring. some big game hunter guy or something has this guy gets one of the snakes the python and is going 2 release it somewhere so he can hunt it. but of course them snake gets loose. wat a surprise. so he finds out it got away and he and some other people go hunting it. then their is another group of people trying to catch it as well and kill it. one of the other persons has a 100 foot boa at his little aquaium or something and they let it go to try and catch the python. but the boa starts mating with the python and they become friends and start eating all the people. but the start to fight each other when the python eats 1 of the eggs. there was 1 good thing though, the blond was very interesting to look at and thts rely the only reason i stuck around to watch this movie. this movie rely had no plot and bad acting and horrible cgi effects. dont waist ur time watching this movie.Movie Review: For boys of all ages
Summary: 2 Stars
My 9 year old son picked this out from the video store and begged me to rent it. I kept my finger on the "off" buttom due to the R rating but I never had to use it. The movie was way too stupid to be offensive. I really don't understand why the producer didn't shade the few nude scenes and tone down the four letter words. He should have aimed for a PG rating because preteen boys seem to be the target audience for something this juvenile.Movie Review: ...
Summary: 1 Stars
I've noticed my reviews are, for the most part, either 1 or 5 star reviews. Once again, I have encountered a product that cannot logically be given anything higher than 1 star. I rented Boa vs. Python expecting to witness the most juvenile and sophomoric movie ever. What I witnessed was the most juvenile and sophomoric movie ever, and it wasn't even fun to watch in some prehistoric level of my brain. It was painful and damaging, like trudging through infected syringes.
Okay, this is a total B movie. Plot holes are expected. (Like someone half-way opening the cage that's holding a giant snake to tranquilize it with a tiny pistol. Who could have ever expected a snakes' tail to fit through an enormous opening?) Bad special effects are expected. (The snakes seem to glow in dark, subterranean environments. Excellent.) Archetypical characters are expected. (Silent Indian guy with arrows? Check. Rambo guy with a flamethrower? Check. Nondescript female lead? Check.)
... But this movie is a grand new level of DIRKA DIRKA. This is a film that promises two giant snakes fighting in a city, with exploding helicopters; as proudly displayed on the cover. What we have is a movie featuring a girl getting orally pleasured by a giant snake, a snake that later fights another giant snake in some dark tunnel for less than a minute. What the hell is this? It's not funny or the least bit entertaining. Recommended if you want to see how low the bar can go.
- Thus says the Pellington
Movie Review: It's scary... that this got made
Summary: 1 Stars
I'd like to think that someone got fired over this movie. The really amazing thing about Boa vs. Python is that it got made at all. Then, after it got made, it aired on the Sci-Fi Channel. Now, we all know that the Sci-Fi Channel is not exactly known for excellence in programming, but this is an all time low.
The fact that someone pitched Boa vs. Python as a concept, and someone else said, "Yeah! Great!" is just plain frightening. I almost can't blame the writer, the director, the actors, or the terrible CGFX team.
They did what they had to do. The worst thing about Boa vs. Python is that it came into existence at all. 2 out of 10 stars. One for the python, one for the boa.
Movie Review: BOA VS. PYTHON (PLEASE)
Summary: 1 Stars
JAPEREZ SAN DIEGO, TEXAS. WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS MOVIE I DIDN'T LIKE IT. BOA AND PYTHON ONLY FOUGHT FOR THR LAST 10 MINUTES.THIS MOVIE SUCKED. THERE WAS NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT IT. (DONT BUY THIS MOVIE.)