Boa vs. Python
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Movie Reviews of Boa vs. Python
Movie Review: Another Snake Feature
Summary: 3 Stars
First off let me say that I'm a big fan of the big snake movies, but this movie was kind of dissapointing. One reason, the CG was odd, the snakes looked cartoonish with their huge bulgy eyes and their bright color. Another reason was the corny taglines the character Broddick kept saying like, "We're in Python country." and, "How do you like you meat?" Last, the python looked no different from the boa other than their color. If you, like me, are a fan of snake movies than you might want to give this movie a chance, but if you aren't, then forget that you ever even heard about this movie.Movie Review: Pretty Cool
Summary: 3 Stars
Not a bad Sci-Fi Channel Film. They never release a big hit and maybe never will. Boa Vs Python is a merging of the Boa and Python Films and it does and OK job with an original script and mediocre acting. the best part is the bad characters Girlfriend, can you say "Hot" and david hewlett(stargate atlantis). The FX are better than most of thier films and the ending is a little dry. but OK.Movie Review: Thust Me, It's not what you think
Summary: 2 Stars
If your looking for another fake expensive science fiction movie with bad actors and good special effects about a monster/monsters who destroy the city of Philadelphia (like in "Python" & the 1998 version of "Godzilla") then this isn't really your movie. So don't be fooled by the picture on the front cover of this movie. I can tell you right now that the only time you see the giant Reticulicated Python (dark snake on cover) & Scarlet Queen Boa (red snake on cover) ever fight is at the very end of the movie. The rest of the time all the giant snakes ever really do is mostly slither and eat some people. Also do not be fooled by the helicopter shooting a missal at the snakes. That never happens in the movie, in fact when I saw the movie no air craft even got close to the snakes and there were no helicopters in the movie.
But all in all I'd honestly say this movie was worth the $6 I payed for it at the Mansfield Covered Bridge festival. And I don't even really know why I'm saying this. And all in all it wasn't the worst movie about giant snakes I've ever seen (Anacondas was far worst).
So here's how I would grade the movie
-Actors-C
-Monsters-A-
-Plot-B
-Special effects-C-
Movie Review: Forget the snakes. Check out the beautiful ladies!
Summary: 2 Stars
I rented this movie because, well, uh...I have no idea why I rented this movie but I'm glad I did because Jaime Bergman is one of the most breathtakingly beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. I actually made a "Oh!" sound when she came onscreen. I haven't done that since the Nazi girl in ED GEIN. Sadly, Jaime did not get naked. How rude.
Angel Boris, the other female lead, does get naked for about a minute and while she's nowhere near as hot as Jaime I'm still grateful. Thank you. Also at the very beginning of the movie there is a very good looking waitress.
Oh yea there's also some snakes. The CGI reptiles are pretty bad, but first time director David Flores manages to pull it off and make this film kinda fun thanks to a good sense of humor and some interesting characters including a reporter who blames all of the destruction on Al Queda; a group of gung-ho hunters who kill a rabbit with a hand grenade and a cop who gets excited, slips and falls face first into a pile of guts. "I think you have a piece of liver on your face."
Worth watching as long as you remember not to expect too much from a movie called BOA VS. PYTHON.
Movie Review: 2 Stars
The little plot of some rich smug millionaire who has a huge Python brought back to the USA to hunt for a selected group of clientele escapes it's holding cell on the back of a rig and the government hire Stargate: Atlantis hero to use his humongous Boa he just so happened to have to track down the python.The first half of the movie seemed to be going ok, then useless rubbish is thrown it, un-needed, eye rolling little love scenes between the hero and leading lady, and trigger happy morons with guns... and you basically have a movie you end up skipping scenes and turning it off as it draws out into nothingness.
It's hardly a Boa VS Python movie either, sure they end up fighting at the end, but the whole stupid movie focus around the people hunting it and there boring little speeches to each other.
If you really must see 100 foot long, fake as can be, looking snakes strangling people, then go ahead and see it, but I advise you to try and rent or download this before purchasing, as it's most likely to be something you will never want to see ever again.